Scots 'using chip fat instead of sun cream'

[chroma]

driech weather gone, time to get the chip fat on.

I dont generaly wear anything, although i keep covered up and stick to the shade mostly.
The only time i get burnt is when i go fishing.

To be honest the midges are worse than a sunburn to me.

[forntida]

ffs lainie, pumpy i expected some pi55 take at the scots with this thread

Is the fact that one of them uses a hairdrier on her handbag not sufficient to quench your appetite?

[Mr Pumpy]

Is the fact that one of them uses a hairdrier on her handbag not sufficient to quench your appetite?

Not guilty.

[Lainie]

look it was desperate measures. towel drying was not enough in this case. the hairdryer did just the job - back to all its glory. beautiful it is

[Mr Pumpy]

look it was desperate measures. towel drying was not enough in this case. the hairdryer did just the job - back to all its glory. beautiful it is

IS THAT IT?????

Looks like a primark special.

[Mjolinor]

look it was desperate measures. towel drying was not enough in this case. the hairdryer did just the job - back to all its glory. beautiful it is

That takes me back, coal chap wi' bags on 'is back.

[Lainie]

primark special - i'll ~~~~ing primark you in a minute me lado!!

[Mr Pumpy]

Is it safe to come out....has she gone yet?????

[Lainie]

naw its no - get back to yer cage

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[Mr Pumpy]

Mr pumpy slinks back behind the settee.

[forntida]

IS THAT IT?????

Looks like a primark special.

Yep, saw it in East Kilbride today. In the special offers section marked 'Rain damaged'.

[Lainie]

Yep, saw it in East Kilbride today. In the special offers section marked 'Rain damaged'.

lmfao

[Mr Pumpy]

Yep, saw it in East Kilbride today. In the special offers section marked 'Rain damaged'.