Men And Pierced Ears.

[Lainie]

awe pumps are you going thru the mid life crisis. can i help you my dear friend

[chroma]

awe pumps are you going thru the mid life crisis. can i help you my dear friend

BE A MAN! get a stupidly uneconomical sportscar that run to the Gallons per mile rather than miles per gallon ratio of sane cars.

Or go the zap route and get a crotch rocket and don your leather gear.

An earing will attract a man, a Bugatti Vayron will attract EVERYONE!

[Brownload]

Took em out now. There's a time in life when you have to say goodbye to earrings and say hello to hearing aids.

What??

BL

[sgtRumbo]

Pardon?


Sorry couldn't resist. You have made a good choice.

[Mr Pumpy]

I feel better since taking these babies out.

[sgtRumbo]

You might want to think about changing those glasses to, they are also a little young looking.

[freefly]

You might want to think about changing those glasses to, they are also a little young looking.

very 80's if you ask me.

[zaphodbb]

Or go the zap route and get a crotch rocket and don your leather gear.

ok i have been a biker my whole life, but think about it guys this midlife crisis is a crock of shit invented by women. ok let me explain, when a man gets married and does the do etc kids morgage the full nine yards. then he works his balls off for an ungrateful wife and surly asshole kids, he starts to think hey whats wrong with this picture. then it starts, he thinks ive always wanted a kick ass bike, or a aston martin.... wrong guys women dont want you to have it so its a midlife crisis and your a sad mfkr. if you want it just do it guys dont buy into this shit, its so easy to fall in the trap, oh doh yes i guess your right honey im just stupid forget it!!!! wrong wrong wrong get it done have fun, just do what you have always dreamed about as long as you are not a crazy ~~~~er and want to kill people then call me i have a job for you, anyway wake up guys, i did !!

[Evastar]

lmao, not quite sure about this one zap, are you saying us women, we're all the same?

[zaphodbb]

lmao, not quite sure about this one zap, are you saying us women, we're all the same?

yes eva i am, sorry but you are. the saddest thing in the world for me is when a m8 of mine comes over and tells me he has met a great woman. "BUT SHES DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST" yea right what is she dead, got three boobs on her head what, dont matter shes a woman and she is dedicated to making a mans life a misery!!!

[Evastar]

Hmm i have to say i dont agree, then all men would be the same and they're not.

[Lainie]

pmsl @ zap. of course all women are not the same in the same way neither are all men. ive always been an individual - married or not. if i wanted something and it was reasonable i got it - i worked for it - same for him (if he works for it) . we always have our own identities - however if YOU (being any individual) choose to give that up then that is your choice. you have your own mind - use it. dont blame the women for decisions you are not man enough to make yourself etc. im my boyfriend wanted to wear some ridiculous clothes he could but i would tell him how ridiculous he looked. in the same way if i considered wearing a "pointed bra" or something equally ridiculous id expect him to tell me. (this is just an example - i do not have a supply of these )

[zaphodbb]

pmsl @ zap. of course all women are not the same in the same way neither are all men. ive always been an individual - married or not. if i wanted something and it was reasonable i got it - i worked for it - same for him (if he works for it) . we always have our own identities - however if YOU (being any individual) choose to give that up then that is your choice. you have your own mind - use it. dont blame the women for decisions you are not man enough to make yourself etc. im my boyfriend wanted to wear some ridiculous clothes he could but i would tell him how ridiculous he looked. in the same way if i considered wearing a "pointed bra" or something equally ridiculous id expect him to tell me. (this is just an example - i do not have a supply of these )

well thank you lainie you have just confirmed everything i have said

[chroma]

Hmm i have to say i dont agree, then all men would be the same and they're not.

Sure they are, we're all assholes, we just vary in degrees of hiding it.

The only part of Zaps post i can dissagree with is his failure to point out the drawer!
I can remember moving in from my batchelour pad, and having to litteraly burn anything that wouldnt fit into my "drawer."
If your seriously lucky you might get assigned "a cupboard."
Then you get to have kids, pray every day that they'll either die on the way to school or grow up instantly and move out, just so you can upgrade yourself to "a room." where you can live in some semblance of normality, somewhere that doesnt feel so "Stepford"

Hanging something on a wall that wasnt specificaly hers was like the Rowandan Genocide.
I can remember bringing a lamp and putting it in the sitting room, holy shit was that a mistake.
She came home from work and i thought the Germans where invading or something. So yeah everything a guy has is ludicrously stupid... unless it can fit in his drawer... even then its stupid but its out of sight.

I've shacked up with a few different chicks and all data suggests theyre complete sociopaths. Its exactly the same story every time.
Psycho to the point where i got to find it hillarious to move some cheesy ornament by a few degrees and watch the left eye twitch and the forehead sweat as she desperately attempted to fathom what was wrong with the setting.

Its only women who go apeshit if some trinket becomes missaligned to the "fung shui" or some other bullshit mysticysm.

Its been my experience that all women ive been in contact with are genuinely morons. Its pointless to even begin to dissagree here, i mean come on THEY SLEPT WITH ME for christs sake, that just shows a complete lack of judgment to begin with!
Women are inane, banal and petty.
Neither I nor the beer cares whither theres a coaster or dear god a DOYLIE under it, ive placed ice cold beer on a table ever so timmidly and you know what? the world didnt god damned end! I was seriously dissapointed by that.


Todays sleep deprived rant was brought to you by the element IRON (Fe)
The music of Jethro Tull.
And the number yellow!

[zaphodbb]

sorry chroma i forgot about the drawer, still have one now and its my place here. but i still have to stop myself from putting the toilet seat down, and now as a rebel i leave it up godamnit!!
does this ring a bell, "hmm do you really think you need that its your choice of course but i dont think its a good idea personally" this is the stock answer when you want something or the classic "dont you think your a bit old to be buying that but ok if you want to look like an idiot go ahead" but when they want something its essential, 200 pairs of shoes are essential. my last wife had a cupboard built the full length of the house just for clothes and shoes, but it was all essential, not like my clothes they were in the ~~~~in drawer with the rest of my shit!!!