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  • yorkslad
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2008
    • 461

    #1

    what do you want for xmas ??

    what do you want for xmas and do you think you will be getting it ?
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  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #2
    a new arse mines got a ~~~~in big crack in it..

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    • andiewill
      DK Veteran
      • Aug 2008
      • 490

      #3
      a nice big lcd tv i keep hinting to the kids to no avail, they are as happy as me so i think i will have to get it myself, defeats the object of getting a present for xmas.

      ITgate TGM220 (swapable tuner), Dreambox 800 pro, Dreambox 500c x 2, DBox, Popbox media player.

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      • Stuart 0366
        Top Poster +
        • Sep 2009
        • 206

        #4
        Mine is a pre X-mas present and I think I have a good chance of getting it...a job
        Virgin Tivo 500Gb

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        • chroma
          V.I.P. Member
          • Feb 2009
          • 1976

          #5
          I love christmas day, because then i know its over for another ~~~~ing year and i dont need to hear avbout it constantly everywhere.

          Ooh theres only 6 weeks left untill christmas... man i hate people who feel the need to keep reminding you of exactly how much time is left till some arbitrary holiday.

          /me taught scrooge everything he knew.
          He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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          • gmb45
            Admin Assistant
            • Nov 2008
            • 7538

            #6
            Originally posted by JoK
            Well what with the credit crunch n all that, am skint, so if I dont wake up with a hard on this Xmas, I'll have ~~~~ all to play with.

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            • billy2
              DK Veteran
              • Jul 2008
              • 1381

              #7
              would love for the wife to ~~~~ off back to her mothers and stay there till next xmas, just so i dont have to here her say we need this and we need that we have to get this and that that and the thing is its not we its you
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              • Fo0lz
                Newbie
                • Nov 2009
                • 1

                #8
                I want xbox for modwf2!

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                • Lainie
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3062

                  #9
                  a job for my b/friend
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                  Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                  • chroma
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 1976

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lainie
                    a job for my b/friend
                    He coulda dressed as Santa and did some seasonal work, Its easy, your in desguise so sobriety is an optional extra, so it seems is not smelling like pish

                    Its a time honored PT tradition, think of all the additional money to get really "festive" with

                    The more drunk you get, the more ruddy you look and the better a santa you'll be!

                    It would be the ideal job if it wasnt for those bastard kids prattling on constantly. Elves who bring you stuff is a nice job perk though, unless they happen to bring you the cops in which case you just strike them off the good list and feed them to the reindeer.
                    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                    • sevenvii
                      Newbie
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 11

                      #11
                      a job w gd pay and a healthy life!!

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                      • bvilleuk
                        DK Veteran
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 625

                        #12
                        Originally posted by yorkslad
                        what do you want for xmas and do you think you will be getting it ?

                        A Millionairess Widow with a month to live.

                        Hang on -- maybe a fortnight -- I mightn't last the month!!

                        I hope I'll be getting it -- and the Widow.......

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                        WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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                        CAPITAL !!
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                        BRING IT BACK...............
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                        • Lainie
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 3062

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chroma
                          He coulda dressed as Santa and did some seasonal work, Its easy, your in desguise so sobriety is an optional extra, so it seems is not smelling like pish

                          Its a time honored PT tradition, think of all the additional money to get really "festive" with

                          The more drunk you get, the more ruddy you look and the better a santa you'll be!

                          It would be the ideal job if it wasnt for those bastard kids prattling on constantly. Elves who bring you stuff is a nice job perk though, unless they happen to bring you the cops in which case you just strike them off the good list and feed them to the reindeer.
                          he applied but the disclosure wasnt going to be through till january!!!!
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                          Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                          • chroma
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 1976

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lainie
                            he applied but the disclosure wasnt going to be through till january!!!!
                            Ah, still go through with the disclosure though that way you will get a fasttrack number to include on your next application

                            I prefered SCRO checks, this newfangled disclosure for everything policy costs a god damned fortune, its just more tax.
                            He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                            • patkins
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 3662

                              #15
                              best of luck then.

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