The noisy neighbour law is crazy....

[Meat-Head]

AWESOME if things get REALLY nasty, would you be kind enough to NOT to try this please.

Can of expanding filler foam from B&Q, few cable ties and ram it through letter box.

Turn their water off in the street at 2am and pour some 'post crete' in the stop cock.

[maca]

one good way to get your own back is to set your house alarm off while your in during the day and bang on there door asking if they have seen anyone suspicious knocking round. another good one is to knock shite out of them if the problem persists....

[opsmonkey]

......another good one is to knock shite out of them if the problem persists....

... ha ha ha.. love it mate..

My next door neighbours were always on that ~~~~in Singstar until 3 or 4am at the weekend..
I went round one evening to see if their 'pipes were banging' and when he popped upstairs to check, i twated the Playstation and put a screwdriver down the disc insert..
Funnily enough it stopped happening

[Meat-Head]

one good way to get your own back is to set your house alarm off

try * and # at same time, pannick on some alarms

[mr_nice_guy]

WHAT IF THEY ARE NOT COUNCIL TENANTS?

council or not they are still coverd by the same rules

[melloned]

got forced out of the home we'd lived in as newly weds for 13yrs , after 18mths of hell , by a family of complete scum who moved in , but not before my wife had had a nervous breakdown .

I was so cracked up a the time , i'd decided to disconnect thier incoming gas pipe in thier internal meter cupboard , hoping they'd all die in an explosion . Fortunately a mate talked me out of it , reminding me to put my wife and young daughter first.

I mortgaged myself to the hilt and bought a detached home and to this day swear , i'd sooner move into a phone box , with it's own 4 walls than another semi as you just don't know who's gonna move in next door .

I found out not long after moving , the scumbag husband died of a heart attack ( probably due to her constant nagging !) and 3 months after that , she was wheelchair bound with a stroke .
I still see the old cow in town now and again , but don't get too close , in case i wheel her under a bus !

[patkins]

got forced out of the home we'd lived in as newly weds for 13yrs , after 18mths of hell , by a family of complete scum who moved in , but not before my wife had had a nervous breakdown .

I was so cracked up a the time , i'd decided to disconnect thier incoming gas pipe in thier internal meter cupboard , hoping they'd all die in an explosion . Fortunately a mate talked me out of it , reminding me to put my wife and young daughter first.

I mortgaged myself to the hilt and bought a detached home and to this day swear , i'd sooner move into a phone box , with it's own 4 walls than another semi as you just don't know who's gonna move in next door .

I found out not long after moving , the scumbag husband died of a heart attack ( probably due to her constant nagging !) and 3 months after that , she was wheelchair bound with a stroke .
I still see the old cow in town now and again , but don't get too close , in case i wheel her under a bus !

Melloned, I know where you`ve been. I had murderous intentions myself when I found myself in a similar situation. But I learned a long time ago that what goes round .comes round and that would seem to be the case with your ex neighbours from hell.

[alibaba]

A crazy neighbour is a crazy neighbour....They dont have to be a an African,

[thered]

one good way to get your own back is to set your house alarm off while your in during the day and bang on there door asking if they have seen anyone suspicious knocking round. another good one is to knock shite out of them if the problem persists....

isnt this all a bit rough for a couple of pensioners who have the tv a bit too loud

there not smackheads or young people having wild partys morning noon and night

they might have fought in the war for this country to keep out foreign invaders only for us to let anyone in nowadays anyway thats off topic but its hardly the crime of the century is it?

talk to them they may have issues with you too if they dont talk break the ice offer them something to eat when you have a barbie or whatever or make em a corned beef pie pensioners love corned beef pie

[maca]

" make em a corned beef pie pensioners love corned beef pie"

oh no they dont..

[dctyper]

i rent a flat out and my tenants have an issue with the neighbours noise, they called the councl and enviromental health, they send a polite letter to them, if they continue you are put on a waiting list for a recording devise that measures noise, worth a try because people get evicted\asbo from noise

[thered]

" make em a corned beef pie pensioners love corned beef pie"

oh no they dont..

are you speaking from experience old man

i beg to differ pensioners love corned beef pie and steak and kidney pie and meat and potato pie in fact pensioners just like pies full stop

i realise there are probably exceptions to my generalising but they are just liars and in denial and probably sneak in the butchers when no ones looking for a big fat slice

[chroma]

Last night my next door neighbour had his tele blarring that much i could hear it ...... so being annoyed i banged the wall . then this morning he and his wife had altercation with me and threatenend too phone the police. there done that the last time tho and we were made to look like the guilty party as the police didnt give a ~~~~ about us. just about them the elderly couple that there are....

Soloution:

Get a nice sturdy masonry bit as big as you can find with a hammer drill.
Wait till they're out of the house and get into your loft and drill a hole diagonaly from your gable end down into their room, be gentle at the end to avoid anyone noticing.

Next get a length of hose pipe and some duct/gasfitters tape.
push the hose into the holeand now comes the tricky bit, fill up binbags with as much dry ice as you can possibly get your hands on, attatch these bags to the hose nice and tight with the gas tape and leave it to melt away nicely.

Eventualy your bastard neighbours will suffocate as the CO? fills their house from the ground floor up (CO? is heavier than air) and then you just need to get rid of the empty bin bags and hose and watch the meatwagon deal with the problem, by the time anyone notices the bodies the gas will have dissipated, leaving no trace bar a hole to your loft.

People will assume its been carbon monoxide poisoning and you'll be off the hook

[xant14]

You may have hit the nail on the head by saying that they are an elderly couple. Maybe their hearing is fading and the need hearing aids instead of volume. On the other hand you could give them a taste of their own medicine. You must have hi-fi at home. See then do they complain.

Or try bury the hatchet, and buy em some earphones as a hello prezzie. They have some nice sennheiser wireless ones at about ?70.

[lfc4life]

isnt this all a bit rough for a couple of pensioners who have the tv a bit too loud

there not smackheads or young people having wild partys morning noon and night

they might have fought in the war for this country to keep out foreign invaders only for us to let anyone in nowadays anyway thats off topic but its hardly the crime of the century is it?

talk to them they may have issues with you too if they dont talk break the ice offer them something to eat when you have a barbie or whatever or make em a corned beef pie pensioners love corned beef pie

There espically the male is ignorant tosser and all i get from him is foul mouthed abuse...... once while my daughter was standing by me and she is 6. He made gesture with his hands come on then . he is nuts