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  • C64
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 2394

    #1

    Cough Bottles, pain killers, bogies, olbas oil, vicks rub lozengers and nipple clamps

    When you have a cold and a sore throat, what is your usual medication?

    I don't think these nipple clamps are doing me any good.
  • aftermath
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 4345

    #2
    Bottle of Whiskey sometimes does the trick..

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    • Cronus
      Banned
      • Dec 2009
      • 692

      #3
      Make yourself a hot toddy...

      Adult Hot Toddy Drink



      A wee dram of whisky
      1 teaspoon honey
      Boiled water
      1 slice fresh lemon/lemon squash
      1 pinch ground nutmeg (optional)
      1 cinnamon stick (optional)
      1 clove (optional and needs to be removed along with the cinnamon stick before drinking the hot toddy)


      1. Put the honey into a mug and disolve in a wee bit of boiled water.


      2. Add the whisky depending on your taste. 1 -2 tablespoons is recommended.


      3. Top up with more boiled water. Add the cinnamon stick and cloves if used. Leave to stand for about 5 minutes. Remove the cinnamon stick and any cloves used.


      4. Add the fresh lemon/lemon squash, stir well, then sprinkle with a pinch of ground nutmeg if used then serve.

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      • barrowmanandrew
        V.I.P. Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 3427

        #4
        a few halfs of "glayva" clear the nose , sooth the throat
        with a couple of strong painkillers...

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        • Stuart 0366
          Top Poster +
          • Sep 2009
          • 206

          #5
          Personally I just leave it be and work through it. There are much worse illnesses that we may suffer in life so these are just minor annoyances.
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          • nara
            DK Veteran
            • May 2008
            • 2586

            #6
            Forget about poofy modern versions of a toddy. For a proper toddy you need:

            A mug.

            A generous large measure of Scotch. (not the good stuff, rotgut will do fine.)

            Water, just off the boil.

            Sugar to taste. (optional)

            Cup the mug in your hands and inhale the vapours while the toddy cools to sipping temperature. (this helps to clear the sinuses.)

            Have one of those with a dose of Night Nurse and you'll sleep like a baby.

            If you can get through the nights, the days are easier to manage.
            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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            • stuckylad
              DK Veteran
              • Jun 2008
              • 991

              #7
              glass of water and a hot asprin
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              • DW190

                #8
                Go to bed with a bottle of scotch and a candle.

                1, Light the candle

                2, Star sipping the scotch a watching the candle

                3, When you see 3 candles, stop sipping and blow out the middle candle

                4, Close you eyes

                5, You will wake up with a bad head but colds and flue will have gone.

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                • thered
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 4915

                  #9
                  Originally posted by witchy2k1
                  When you have a cold and a sore throat, what is your usual medication?

                  I don't think these nipple clamps are doing me any good.
                  im a puff beechams hot lemon n bed for me


                  btw i have never had a cold i just get man flu

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                  • Canker_Canison
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3905

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Stuart 0366
                    Personally I just leave it be and work through it. There are much worse illnesses that we may suffer in life so these are just minor annoyances.

                    My sentiments exactly, just work through it. I suffer from hayfever which is far worse than any cold I've had.
                    Canker

                    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
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                    • janobi
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 1624

                      #11
                      Whatever I can get normally. Corvornia and night nurse mixed together.

                      But if the misses has a sore throat, I just give her a protein injection, works for her

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                      • C64
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 2394

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Stuart 0366
                        Personally I just leave it be and work through it. There are much worse illnesses that we may suffer in life so these are just minor annoyances.
                        Normally I would, but this is ~~~~ing killing me

                        I phoned the doctors first thing this morning and he she asked me to visit the surgery. What started off as a simple cold a week ago has ended up turning into a full bacterial infection of my mouth, tonsils, throat sinuses and ears!

                        I've been put on Penicillin and some anti-inflammatory steroid thing.

                        I've been spending a small fortune on Anadin extra, Panadol extra etc. and none of them were shifting the pain. Last night I took a single dose of 1200mg of Paracetamol and it did ~~~~ all.

                        I usually respond very well to antibiotics, so I should be right as rain by tomorrow I reckon.

                        Isn't modern medicine amazing.

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                        • C64
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 2394

                          #13
                          Originally posted by janobi
                          Corvornia and night nurse mixed together.
                          Jan, I bet you inject that for kicks.

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                          • thered
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 4915

                            #14
                            Originally posted by janobi
                            Whatever I can get normally. Corvornia and night nurse mixed together.

                            But if the misses has a sore throat, I just give her a protein injection, works for her
                            yer i tell the wife the same them protein injections cure all sorts from dry hair to sore throats you cant beat em


                            i find them a bit sickly tho

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                            • C64
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 2394

                              #15
                              Originally posted by thered
                              yer i tell the wife the same them protein injections cure all sorts from dry hair to sore throats you cant beat em
                              i find them a bit sickly tho
                              The state I was in last night, I'd have given it a try.

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