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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    the missing ?1?

    Three couples book into a hotel. Thats ?30 total says the receptionist. The couples hand over their ?10 each and go to their rooms. The manager arrives and tells the receptionist that there is a special where 3 rooms are ?25 so gave him ?5 to take back. He was not sure how to divide the ?5 between the 3 couples so decided to keep ?2 for himself and handed each couple ?1.

    So that means each couple paid ?9

    3 x ?9 = ?27 plus the ?2 that the receptionist kept is ?29

    Where has the missing ?1 gone
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Good one this m8 i cant remember the answer but i've heard it before

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • hoggy952
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 1229

      #3
      Originally posted by Bulld0g
      Good one this m8 i cant remember the answer but i've heard it before
      its driving me potty someone must know the answer

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      • hoggy952
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2010
        • 1229

        #4
        Originally posted by JoK
        ooh another maths ?

        3 x 9 = 27 -2 = 25

        there is no missing pound

        I can sleep peacefully tonight.

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        • Bulld0g
          V.I.P. Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 7158

          #5
          But...................... is that the real answer

          THE TRUTH
          The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

          Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
          The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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          • barrowmanandrew
            V.I.P. Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 3427

            #6
            that has pickled ma brain...
            worked it out...

            hotel cost: ?30- ?5 discount =?25
            add to that the ?2 that manager scammed ?25 + ?2 = ?27
            total cost of hotel ?27...

            each member charged ?10, then refunded ?1.
            each member pays ?9
            3 members paying ?9 = ?27

            hoggy , what the ~~~~ are you smokin

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            • hoggy952
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2010
              • 1229

              #7
              who cares about the lousy quid. Were they swingers, and at which hotel do they meet?

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              • thewizardofodds
                DK Veteran
                • Nov 2008
                • 924

                #8
                There isnt a missing pound. I first heard this over 20 years ago from my maths teacher. Its just the way you say it. Its like the eleven fingers thing - count on first hand 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 then count 1,2,3,4,5 on other hand and add 6 and 5 so you have eleven. You never have 11 finger though.
                The way i heard it wa 3 old ladies that share a house see a nice radio in an advert in the paper in the Comet sale.
                It was half price reduced from ?60 to ?30.
                Soo they decide to chip a tennet in each and ask the young lad from next door if he could go to the shop and get it for them.
                Anyway he heads down to Comet and when he pays for the radio finds it reduce again to ?25. So on the way home he uses ?2 to buy 20 fags ( It was over 20 years ago!)
                He then gives them the radio and ?3 change.
                They have spent each ?10 - ?1 each = ?9
                So they have spent ?27 between them plus the ?2 = ?29.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by thewizardofodds
                  There isnt a missing pound. I first heard this over 20 years ago .............in an advert in the paper in the Comet sale.
                  Why not for fun not to have said Comet, but infact said 'Hillards'

                  SO if the 3 couples were happy with 10 notes a pop

                  a) Why the hell the the manager say ANYTHING about a refund

                  b) Why did the manager not sort it out, his idea

                  c) Surly the 'extra' would have gone towards new light switches
                  if there were 'Dogging'?


                  d) Original answer, if the manager gave the receptionist 5 one
                  pound coins, makes sense, two in his pocket 3 x 1 pounds
                  in their face

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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