any ideas what i should get the missus for christmas

[daithi]

i was thinking of getting her a nice pair of slippers like these ones

[cablefreejunkie]

a new fella.......by the look of that present she needs one

[Lainie]

they are just perfect for kicking you up the arse

[jcgrumbles]

im going to surprise the wife this year and buy her nothing

[manster]

mines into technology i-pods - i-phones and i-pads so I'm going to get her an i-ron.

[scubar]

my mrs. asked me to get her something to make her look sexy, so i'm gonna wrap a dozen stella artois up for her and drink them myself on christmas morning!!

[mickeyboy]

I'm getting my missus something black and lacy ,
A pair of hob nail boots

[cunny]

I gave mine a baby

[mickeyboy]

Thank god for that
thought it was mine

[tshirtman]

I'm going to buy her a diamond ring

she wanted a four wheeled drive car, but where do you buy a fake jeep

[Grizz]

shes expecting jewellery, but i think im gonna buy her a 1.2 metre satellite dish. cant wait to see her face light up.

[hugh jarse]

what about a nice belt and bag......
just in case the hoover breaks down?
(the old ones are the best)

[cablefreejunkie]

any chance of donating that arse for transplant ????????

[hugh jarse]

even you couldnt afford that !!

[columborock]

I love those wintery mornings when my wifes face is pushed up against the window and the snow is falling down....

"i might let her in tonight"