any ideas what i should get the missus for christmas

[bigmark1966]

just reminded me to take the gammon out the freezer..

[jcgrumbles]

I gave mine a baby

That will be a bugger to wrap up mind

[jcgrumbles]

Mrs grumbles has asked me to surprise her this year,so im ****ing off with her sister

[bigguy]

i got the wife some gold nuggets,,but she hit me with them in the kfc car park,,i thought it was a good present,,

[jcgrumbles]

i got the wife some gold nuggets,,but she hit me with them in the kfc car park,,i thought it was a good present,,

You tight git ,buy her a day old curry...!

[hoggy952]

I'm going to take my wife somewhere very expensive down to the petrol station.

[stuckylad]

mine's gettin ~~~~ all,she never used the coffin i got her last year,boom boom

[sam10]

I'm going to buy her nothing.always with love