TESCO SH*THEADS

[M T Glass]

what's new?http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/...fw-647780.html

Correct link.

[Elric]

.breakingnews.ie/discover/tesco-in-buttermilk-branding-fail-nsfw-647780.html

So, what's new?

the link just takes you to DK main forums page unless you got meatys ish1t (ishit failure)

[M T Glass]

the link just takes you to DK main forums page unless you got meatys ish1t (ishit failure)

Thanks Elric. Forgot to include the http bit.Tesco in buttermilk branding #fail (NSFW) | BreakingNews.ie

[Meat-Head]

Nice one, you sell fish that has the chassis removed, do that with pig , no you don't.

buns great but only wanted to pay ?1 for them.

smarties. Cheaper to buy a block of smarties chocolate than the packets

[Meat-Head]

Nice one, opened packet of that granola Cecil (iShit Failiure) bag of the stuff, no knife or scissors to hand (probation officer said not aloud sharps), very carefully trued to open the packet abd WHAM cerail all over the Work top, under the microwave, covered my imaganary cat in it, so got that to clear up as well as the mess in my imaganary cats imaganary basket, thanks tesco

[Meat-Head]

WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

All round the store you see "Inglish pork". "BRITSH HORSE" etc, but chicken no you have turned your back on Zdudkey Moore ((iShit Failiure) with your chickens, made in Ingland pizza with chicken from Thailand, is it really chicken or goat???

[Meat-Head]

GREAT THANKS, Nosher my imganary friend Vic from the pubs imganary friend has just iShited that tesco are now selling "9 Bar". Great news I'm a little busy right now, with a houseful HMRC, VOSA And our friends from SWAT, but ill pop down and get some later.

think Noshers iShit (china clone) got the link slightly wrong.

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[Meat-Head]

Yeah very funny tesco har har

[Meat-Head]

Ffs what is it with tesco.

the other day I was walking down the street singing do way diddy dum diddy day, just about to tap my fingers and shuffle
my feet when 'Nobber' rings. Nobber is Nosher younger brother (something to do with Vic my imgabary friend from the pubs imganary friend, imgabary younger brother )

anyway he's in Walmart with his fat ugly wife, his car won't turn off, like I care about him and the fat cow.

So we meet up by the gas works, sure enough wont stop, quick pull a few fuses out still running.

then spots hanging by the pedals a clean bit, "just had a tesco tracking device fitted for insurance "
rips the thing down, where the thing was soldered in, touching ignition feed!
next to it was thick ground wire, could have torched the car!

His fat ugly wife dudnt say thankkkksss. Either, just got a used lottery scratch card for my effort.

Thanjs tesco

[Meat-Head]

Thanks went to buy Christmas crackers flagged up age requirement woman took one look at my avtair and hit "customer clearly over 25" thanks dudnt even ask for I'd. Thanks fir the compliment

[M T Glass]

Debt downgrade is new hurdle on Tesco road to recovery

[Meat-Head]

Two weeks running no cheap ice cream, the sign on the fence stops you seeing peasants on the sidewalk as you exit parking lot!

[Johnner]

Don't hit any of them !!!

[Meat-Head]

Snow White is ok, just the 7 dwarfs will not be seen.

[M T Glass]

Snow White is ok, just the 7 dwarfs will not be seen.

I bet one of them will be 'Grumpy'.