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  • PremierD
    TAMINATOR
    • Jun 2009
    • 13132

    #61
    Meaty .. have you ever thought about seeking help ? ............on the Moon would work ..

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #62
      Originally posted by PremierD
      Meaty .. have you ever thought about seeking help ? ..

      yes, but the fat ugly assisant was busy serving some peasants.

      Do tesco have a store on the moon already?

      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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      • PremierD
        TAMINATOR
        • Jun 2009
        • 13132

        #63
        Originally posted by Meat-Head
        yes, but the fat ugly assisant was busy serving some peasants.

        Do tesco have a store on the moon already?
        No mate ..I was referring to your scrambled brain .. you sound like you are plumbed up to a Mars Bar ...

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #64
          Originally posted by PremierD
          No mate ..I was referring to your scrambled brain .. you sound like you are plumbed up to a Mars Bar ...

          OFF TOPIC:-

          Funny you should say that, but my boss has been asking me recently SEVERAL times if i'm real.

          Not enough DK or to much?

          If you see the parts *HOT* parts bird you will understand

          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #65
            Thanksssss tesco

            energy drink , tesco own brand sports stuff, avaluble in differant colors/flavors

            magic if you want to stay awake all night.

            what do i do with the ither bittle i have?

            cant drink that shit.



            oh can the manager verfiy the rules on the "parent & brat". Rules in the parking lot?

            do you have to have your brat with you? Us there an aga limit on the brat to qualify?

            just you always see the polish parking in them bays with mo brats!

            if caught should get vlubcard points removed


            can you send me new clubcard mine has finally snapped in half

            thanks

            Meat

            posted with my Ishit

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #66
              Thanks for that Tesco

              your energy drink in the plastic bottle, on the shelf high enough for a sprog to reech
              one of them drinking caps, decided to have the other one last night, see if helps me get up

              so now fully awake, but cant be bothered to get out of bed
              hope you get complaints from parents about huper active brats that dont sleep after drinking the stuff

              also, would like to say

              WHAT PART OF CAN YOU SEND ME ANOTHER CLUBCARD PLEASE, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

              thanks

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • garry1312
                DK Veteran
                • Oct 2010
                • 2178

                #67
                Haha meaty nice to see you are still very much in love with Tesco mate


                Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #68
                  Well if your intreasted to know the Meat-City store has been revamped

                  BUT.

                  They still have the reduced to clear isle in same place, so the old people and polish people now block the same isle

                  the fresh fruit and veg new signs but dont say. "GO MOULDY AT HOME SECTION"
                  the bread got new signs but not the needed "READY STALE BREAD"

                  NO WORD OF A LIE

                  Got loaf of bread rtc 15p lasted good week, buy FRESH one, stale before got home

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • jordigirl
                    DK Veteran
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 716

                    #69
                    just thought i would tell Redspider that the packs of onions in our local Tesco extra are only 55p think they are deffo ripping you off







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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #70
                      Originally posted by jordigirl
                      just thought i would tell Redspider that the packs of onions in our local Tesco extra are only 55p think they are deffo ripping you off
                      iShit

                      just check if there "Ready Mouldy" or "Go mouldy at home". Makes a differance

                      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                      • jordigirl
                        DK Veteran
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 716

                        #71
                        sorry meaty these last for ages it's a handy wee tesco's at the bottom of out street







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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #72
                          YOU ROBBING BAST*RDS

                          The other day i was brat sitting for my sister, and brought some of your Milk Choclate Rasisn and your Emerican peanuts, both 89 pence, great for chucking at the kids and the cat, make wicked mess of the carpet.

                          So i goes into Tesco Express to get some more ready the later in the week 93 Pence in their, you robbing sods

                          Then i needed some stamps, so i grabbed a bottle of milk - yes yours keeps better than the other shop, so the security guard, in a 'monkey suit' - can't explain more i'll turn a funny shade of grey, directs me to the serve it yourself counter, no mate want stamps, w@nker. Then behind me is a guy in a wheel chair, he was aiming for the assistant counter, surprised the guy in the 'monkey duit' didn't send him AROUND the fire hazard and to the self serve

                          Then the stamps, only sold in 6's ?3.60 - i brought something from Ebay china the other day ?2.50 DELIVERED

                          Then you have one of them crap 0845 numbers, they cost money to ring, otherwise would have rung the store and complained

                          Oh will anybody bother to reply to this thread at all?

                          As for the replacement Clubcard??????????????? WHERE IS IT, please?

                          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                          • opsmonkey
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5379

                            #73
                            NEVER shop at a Tesco Express the prices are always hiked in comparison to their main supermarkets

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #74
                              Thanks tesco.com

                              STILL no replacement clubcard, no matter how many times it's mentioned in this thread.

                              Great thanks for the "We have saved you money voucher" the machine printed the other day.

                              So why the hell did you not just knock the ?1.54 off the final price the other day instead of printing out a tree?

                              Finally gets round to using said voucher, had in pocket, gets ready to go, gots to tesco.com voucher escaped out of pocket.

                              Then that security guard is AGAIN giving me funny looks, which Zoo did he come from?

                              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                              • phil-h
                                Newbie
                                • May 2010
                                • 19

                                #75
                                their diesel's sh*te too. Filled up on Saturday car's now not running proper like the fuel is full of crap. The car was running fine beforehand, remind me to stay away

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