Humorous car insurance excuses

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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    Humorous car insurance excuses





    However carefully and vigilantly you may drive, accidents do happen. And when they do, it is then a question of explaining the circumstances to the insurance company for them to help sort out the mess and get your car repaired.
    But before the bodyshop can think about matching up the paintwork or ordering a new set of front headlights, the dreaded insurance claim form needs to be filled out. This piece of petty bureaucracy seems fairly straightforward until it comes to writing a few words on exactly how and when the accident happened.
    For most, this is a case of jotting down a few of the relevant facts, ensuring our pride remains intact by not admitting liability. For others, though, this part of the claim form sometimes proves to be a little more challenging with unintentional comical explanations being submitted. No doubt these excuses have brightened up the otherwise drab offices of the various insurance companies, and now we can put a smile on your face, too, by listing 20 of our favourites.
    Sometimes, the truth can be funnier than fiction.
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.
  • nara
    DK Veteran
    • May 2008
    • 2586

    #2
    Have we missed something?
    He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404

      #3
      wheres the 20 favourites?
      come on m8..if your gonna copy and paste..do it properly..ask gimp
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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      • super jumbe
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 11610

        #4
        Can some 1 put on display whiplash copy and paste?
        Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

        Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

        Note:
        All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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