Germany to Outlaw Sex with Animals, Finally

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  • Cod3waX
    Banned
    • Mar 2011
    • 1011

    #16
    Beastiality's best boys

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    • dingledangle
      DK Veteran
      • Sep 2010
      • 528

      #17
      no more mooses

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      • smirnoff_rules
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        • Mar 2008
        • 8603

        #18
        not going to bother going there on my holidays again . no point now
        any information provided is for educational/experimental purposes only.

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        • GastonJ
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          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #19
          Birth rate in Germany will be going down soon then
          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
          No good deed goes unpunished....

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          • smirnoff_rules
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 8603

            #20
            Originally posted by GastonJ
            Birth rate in Germany will be going down soon then
            shit do animals have humans/animal babys
            any information provided is for educational/experimental purposes only.

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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505

              #21
              Well I've worked for quite a number that drag their knuckles as they walk, proof that orangutan's can pass for humans.... and even get jobs. So maybe they can breed.
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
              No good deed goes unpunished....

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              • gc1966
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2011
                • 2434

                #22
                well,that means the sales of sellotape will plummet

                but on the plus side the lifespan of hamsters will increase

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                • Meat-Head
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                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #23
                  Originally posted by smirnoff_rules
                  shit do animals have humans/animal babys
                  Rumor going around same idea, not compatable.

                  Bit like ordering brake pads for a Frogench car - all look the same, you hold them up, looks godd, but just don't work.

                  Originally posted by gc1966
                  well,that means the sales of sellotape will plummet
                  increase

                  Why? Explain.

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • jcgrumbles
                    DK Veteran
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 944

                    #24
                    Well im off sex for a while seing as how my girlfriend milly has went down with fly strike.....

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                    • gc1966
                      DK Veteran
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2434

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Meat-Head
                      Rumor going around same idea, not compatable.

                      Bit like ordering brake pads for a Frogench car - all look the same, you hold them up, looks godd, but just don't work.




                      Why? Explain.
                      its oll 2 doo wiff ceilotape satooration and hamstar longevity intermanglong so thair fair gets stook and no needy foe cillas tape to sought it oot.

                      expalnasion enoof i ope

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                      • Meat-Head
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                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #26
                        Originally posted by gc1966
                        its oll 2 doo wiff ceilotape satooration and hamstar longevity intermanglong so thair fair gets stook and no needy foe cillas tape to sought it oot.

                        expalnasion enoof i ope

                        GOOGLE AUTO TRANSLATE:-

                        "it's all to do with cellotape saturation and hamster longlivity, interbreeding so that their hair gets stuck and no need for cellotape to sort it out"

                        Eh what?

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • gc1966
                          DK Veteran
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 2434

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Meat-Head
                          GOOGLE AUTO TRANSLATE:-

                          "it's all to do with cellotape saturation and hamster longlivity, interbreeding so that their hair gets stuck and no need for cellotape to sort it out"

                          Eh what?

                          or roughly translated it stems from a joke that methusala's grandpa told at his grandsons bah-mitzah and which i stole and repeated on here.

                          about as funny as contracting h.i.v which is surprisingly reminiscent of this rumbunctious exchange.

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