Drugs and prostitutes to boost economy by ?10bn

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Drugs and prostitutes to boost economy by ?10bn



    Prostitutes and drug dealers may not often be considered the most economically productive of Britain?s workers, but from September their activities will give the UK a ?10 billion lift.

    Under an overhaul of the national accounts to meet a dictat from Brussels, the Office for National Statistics will for the first time this year include drugs and prostitution in its estimate of the size of the economy.

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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
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    #2
    How? Do they pay ni? Vat?

    OFF TOPIC:-.


    but REALLY REALLY good forged money is destroyed! Can't see the differences

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    • GastonJ
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      • Dec 2009
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      #3
      I dare say MP's could provide accurate figures based on their expenses
      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
      No good deed goes unpunished....

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      • ifred
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        • Jun 2010
        • 1627

        #4
        I can see it now the girls will want Golden hand shakes, better annal bonuses otherwise they'll do other markets!
        Also the EU will suggest a rubber hood tax to stop the girls over inflating the market
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        • super jumbe
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          • Dec 2008
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          #5
          I haven?t heard were the market in uk, but ?10bn income is rubbish!!!
          All income must be declared and tax paid, and if they are in full employment will they be eligible for tax credit and child benefit?
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          • ifred
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            • Jun 2010
            • 1627

            #6
            Hmmm ?10 billion that better turnover than waitrose maybe their a higher class of business
            Wonder what the figures are for the hand car wash businesses?
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            • GastonJ
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              • Dec 2009
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              #7
              From memory it isn't prostitution that is illegal, it is soliciting that is. So in reality HMRC could send them a bill and they could pay tax, and offset those things "only used for the job" against their yearly tax bill
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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