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  • GastonJ
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    • Dec 2009
    • 5505

    #16
    Originally posted by ifred
    I'm not going to buy a car off you then you tight git If I can't do all of the above , then where is the fun buying wheels off of you !!!!
    that's ok would you like the deeds to my house thrown in???

    Originally posted by smirnoff_rules
    still down ,this is the site to check anyones tax , if you pick a customers car up u can check here , when its working https://www.vehicleenquiry.service.g...available.aspx the second a cars sold even used its not taxed , u have to do online if u want to use weekend
    You can only tax a car online if it's already registered in your name, if you only just bought it you'll have the green part of the v5 and will have to tax it at the post office that's closed until Monday. Another badly thought out piece of legislation by a bunch of tw@'s who on reflection would make very bad second hand car salesmen.
    Last edited by GastonJ; 1 October, 2014, 22:47. Reason: Changed care salesmen to car salesmen, much as I'm sure they'd like to sell of the NHS as well so care is a valid word...
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    • super jumbe
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #17
      I think it’s better for the poor people because you can get tax on direct debit, means you pay as you go and when you sell car you just inform your bank to stop payments to dvla one happy customer…
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      • GastonJ
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 5505

        #18
        Yes and they'll be charging more for paying your tax that way as well, it's just a cynical way to make more money of those that can't afford to pay 6 months or a year up front *shrug*
        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
        No good deed goes unpunished....

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        • ifred
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2010
          • 1627

          #19
          GJ you got a post office nearby? you can tax it at on a Monday?
          In Ifred county we need a car to go to the nearest post office, I think the regular bus service is about one a week here!
          Then when you get there you would have to queue for about two hours with all the OAP and rest
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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #20
            You can still go to the post office to buy tax just like before..

            If you have "a" v5 you can take your part with you and tax it..

            Buying a used car fae a local garage could get you lifted.. as it wont be taxed as more than likely been sat on forecourt fae 9 month...

            Buy a car at your own risk! dufs
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            • ifred
              DK Veteran
              • Jun 2010
              • 1627

              #21
              The solution is simple just clone your MP or councillor plate then your exempt from plate reconnection for mot,tax, insurance, speeding, free parking and drive in bus lanes
              IMO their numbers will be on an exclusion list
              Put Arnold plate on your scooter meat
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              • ontherack
                DK Veteran
                • Apr 2011
                • 1080

                #22
                Put 5p on cost of domestic fuel = no tax dodgers, road tax abolished

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #23
                  Originally posted by ifred
                  Put Arnold plate on your scooter meat

                  How to display number or licence plates, get plates made up, replace lost, damaged or stolen plates, and the national letters, flags and symbols you can display.


                  could get away with it, both from year 2000 ish

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                  • super jumbe
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 11610

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    https://www.gov.uk/displaying-number...plates-made-up

                    could get away with it, both from year 2000 ish
                    Number plate (OSAMA) no proof of dead man, no evidence on papers, car doc, etc confused….FFS
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                    • GastonJ
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                      • Dec 2009
                      • 5505

                      #25
                      Originally posted by ontherack
                      Put 5p on cost of domestic fuel = no tax dodgers, road tax abolished
                      Why on earth would they wan to do that, too sensible, and very noticeable. It would mean that the government would actually have to spend that tax on roads and road repairs instead of spending 2 billion and pocketing the other 38 billion they collected. Even if they did they'd still have to find some means of taxing the cash cow called the motorists just to make themselves feel better. I'm also sure that the police would object on the grounds that they'd no longer have a valid reason to randomly stop motorists to ask them if they're late as they write out invoices for minor offences such as eating an apple while driving.
                      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                      No good deed goes unpunished....

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #26
                        Right rumor states that one the first day the govment STOLE ?6544334567788998876554433333334456788888776544333 45667788776.56p.

                        This is because all the fat used car sales men that had cars on their pitch with tax that had paid for from the last keeper, govment wiped them all out, took the lot.

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                        • super jumbe
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                          • Dec 2008
                          • 11610

                          #27
                          Originally posted by ontherack
                          Put 5p on cost of domestic fuel = no tax dodgers, road tax abolished
                          Cost on fuel is not workable, most will start using electric cars or use red diesel and tax on trucks are more them cars, if they had to pay the same amount as cars our govt will go bust…..
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                          • Meat-Head
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                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #28
                            If gov goes bust stop them theithing money off tax payers

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