Man Allegedly Ejaculated Into Co-Worker's Water Bottle

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  • Cronus
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 692

    #1

    Man Allegedly Ejaculated Into Co-Worker's Water Bottle

    A Fullerton man was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of ejaculating into a female co-worker's water bottle.


    Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, according to a statement from the Orange County District Attorney's office.
    On Jan. 14, Lallana allegedly deposited his ejaculation into a water bottle that was on a coworker's desk. The woman later returned to her office, drank from the bottle and threw it away after feeling sickened and irritated, according to the DA's office.


    Three months later, the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company employee allegedly did it again, according to the DA's office.
    This time, after feeling sick, the victim sent the bottle to a private lab for testing. Eventually the defendant was linked through DNA to the water bottle, according to the OCDA.


    Lallana was arrested early Tuesday morning outside his Fullerton home by the Orange Police Department. The defendant was released on $500 bond and was scheduled for arraignment on Sept. 14.
    If convicted, Lallana faces a sentence up to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration, according to the DA's office.


    Man Allegedly Ejaculated Into Co-Worker's Water Bottle: OCDA - Local News - Los Angeles, CA - News - msnbc.com


  • Bulld0g
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    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    There's some weirdos around

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    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

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    • zaphodbb
      DK Daddy PT
      • Jan 2009
      • 1083

      #3
      tosser

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      • gmb45
        Admin Assistant
        • Nov 2008
        • 7538

        #4
        charge with releasing an offensive material in a public place
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        • barrowmanandrew
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          • Nov 2009
          • 3427

          #5
          you never know whats in those bottles of maneral water

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          • thesparky
            Top Poster
            • Jul 2010
            • 113

            #6
            He could have been doing a week in hand

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            • DNG2010
              DK Veteran
              • Mar 2010
              • 369

              #7
              Some people are just stupid and deserve what they get.
              DNG



              Due to a severe downturn in the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice.

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              • Wolfpack
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2010
                • 1530

                #8
                How did she know what it was?

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                • racin-snake
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                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2285

                  #9
                  maybe goes to show that evian is more than naive backwards
                  Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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                  • Xram
                    DK Veteran
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 580

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wolfpack
                    How did she know what it was?
                    Maybe she's a spitter and don't like swallowing the truth. (the truth you cant handle the truth)

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