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  • ifred
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2010
    • 1627
    #16
    Originally posted by Meat-Head
    Sheesh would have thought you were better organised by now digging old threads up
    I can't be bothered to be better organised why should newbies have all the none digging fun
    Far to busy today wondering why belly button fluff is always blue or pink
    If only I owned an Ishit!
    1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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      • GastonJ
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 5505
        #17
        Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
        No good deed goes unpunished....

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610
            #18
            Originally posted by GastonJ
            Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
            Will have to starve with new owner corby....
            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000
                #19
                Originally posted by GastonJ
                Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
                Intresting to know what brand of cat nosh it gets fed on, taxpayers money etc etc.

                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • Kalipo
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1687
                    #20
                    Originally posted by GastonJ
                    Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
                    In your dreams sunshine..

                    Conservative will win

                    If labour do win, at least the cat will have something to eat..

                    Breaking News!

                    Corbyn to ban the killing of rats - Offers rats free housing and benefits..
                    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                    Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                      • GastonJ
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 5505
                        #21
                        Tessie to get a free house and benefits then? She needs a nice padded cell.
                        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                        No good deed goes unpunished....

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                          • GastonJ
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 5505
                            #22
                            The new cat is to be named Arlene from what I hear
                            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                            No good deed goes unpunished....

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000
                                #23
                                New cat?

                                has the last one been lost or stolen?

                                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                                  • GastonJ
                                    V.I.P. Member
                                    • Dec 2009
                                    • 5505
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                    New cat?

                                    has the last one been lost or stolen?
                                    After much monitoring of the current cat's internet service surfing habits it was discovered that the current cat failed to vote for the Tessie party. As such it is now food exempt and sacked. Rumor has it that Gove has been employed to take over the place of the cat, given that the cat has more credibility than the Tessie party cabinet combined.
                                    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                                    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                                    No good deed goes unpunished....

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                                      • ifred
                                        DK Veteran
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 1627
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by GastonJ
                                        The new cat is to be named Arlene from what I hear
                                        Going to be a member of a new dance group call cats people maybe ?
                                        or
                                        Arlene Foster - Wikipedia
                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlene_Foster

                                        or
                                        List of Garfield characters - Wikipedia
                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlene_(Garfield)
                                        1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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                                          • duewKneeds
                                            Newbie
                                            • Oct 2017
                                            • 6
                                            #26
                                            Downing Street to get new cat

                                            They cant even get healthcare reformation passed, Im betting that if they get a tax plan passed, it will look super different than its current form.

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                                              • super jumbe
                                                V.I.P. Member
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 11610
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                                New cat?

                                                has the last one been lost or stolen?
                                                I can confirm we have been told that Humphrey sadly died a Downing Street spokesman said, but did you know the Downing Street cat's new collar hints at red, white and mew for Brexit ...
                                                Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                                                Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                                                Note:
                                                All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                                                  • Meat-Head
                                                    V.I.P. Member
                                                    • Oct 2009
                                                    • 32000
                                                    #28
                                                    Cat has quit
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                                                      • Kalipo
                                                        DK Veteran
                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                        • 1687
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                                        Cat has quit
                                                        FFS meatfarts, ive just read the whole thread and then got to you and realised you dragged up an old post..

                                                        thanks for that, i will never get that time back (N)
                                                        ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                                                        Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                                                          • Meat-Head
                                                            V.I.P. Member
                                                            • Oct 2009
                                                            • 32000
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Kalipo
                                                            FFS meatfarts, ive just read the whole thread and then got to you and realised you dragged up an old post.. )
                                                            Well go start thread in conspiracy section. “Do you ever get de ja vous”

                                                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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