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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #16
    or me dressed as his aunt

    'wwwooooo yer wee ~~~~er... im gannae smash a lorry up yer arse '
    Last edited by Shady; 19 April, 2012, 22:48.
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    • ray156
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2009
      • 669

      #17
      Originally posted by maca58
      no it wasnt your aunt it was your mind telling you it was your aunt
      probably.had a few lucky escapes in my time,5yr old 1960 hit by a fire engine,no sirene in those days,bus involved again,i ran out behind it,but that i cant remember actualy being hit,knocked 20 ft in air in comma for 3 weeks,1970 hit by a sandstone house at 40 mph on a bike,well other way around,i was going down big hill feet going 10 to the dozen,got to bottom bike would not turn,so house came at me,lost all the skin to my face had to wear a mask for 3 months,brake lever went up through my lip and up nostril.got barred from cafes etc.1971 on my honda 50.got hit by mini,ankle was smashed through skin,that was sore.1990.slating a roof slipped and fell 30 feet,landed on my feet,but rest of body kept on going.dont have any arch in feet,dont have any ankle bones or heel on left foot,both are like a peice of lava rock.still got metal plates in hip and right ankle,so when i die going to scrap yard,,.would love to go through airport metal detector see what happens.,thats my life story.

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      • maca
        Mr. DK DJ
        • Feb 2009
        • 6310

        #18
        is your nickname lucky by any chance

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        • ray156
          DK Veteran
          • Dec 2009
          • 669

          #19
          Originally posted by maca58
          is your nickname lucky by any chance
          ( that ) or there is a god.but more careful now,at 57 dont think body could cope.

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          • DOUGALMCD
            V.I.P. Member
            • May 2011
            • 3229

            #20
            You don't have to go through airport where you come from Ray your next to the ufo hotspot Bonnybridge. Just dial hello hello is there anybody out there.

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            • ruudvandan
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 1091

              #21
              I saw a ghost once

              Whoopie Goldberg
              http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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              • RedSpider
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 2448

                #22
                I once opened my mouth so wide that my head turned inside out.

                explain that one.

                [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvkKX035484"]Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr. (HQ Audio) - YouTube[/ame]
                Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                • DarrylJ
                  Newbie
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 16

                  #23
                  haha.. cheers for the laughs!

                  Stuck at work atm.

                  Newcastle to finish 4th - See, im not mental. ha.

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                  • lagerland
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 6031

                    #24
                    This cant be fair all you lot meeting dead people,out of all the people i no that have died i never seen one of them .............

                    Must take more hallucinogens..............
                    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                    • waqasahmed
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 433

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Shady
                      You're all ~~~~ing crazy
                      With all due fairness, it sounds plausible that the OP is "seeing" these sort of things. People with sleep paralysis can "see" things like demons near their beds etc.... but it's all in the head

                      I can imagine it would actually be quite scary to get sleep paralysis. I don't believe that the OP has a gift or is cursed however

                      It's not ghosts that people see, who have sleep paralysis but something that the mind makes

                      Lots of people with sleep paralysis will have similar accounts
                      Lose your memory sticks? Forget to backup? Why not get 2GB of free space online, and I get 250MB too

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                      • Shady
                        Shite Link King
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 6404

                        #26
                        sleep paralysis is made up
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                        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                        • waqasahmed
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 433

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Shady
                          sleep paralysis is made up
                          Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious

                          Sleep paralysis

                          The stories of people who have it, are very similar. You can't deny that it's not real when the people who have it tell very similar stories, without even knowing what it is and without knowing any one else with it
                          Lose your memory sticks? Forget to backup? Why not get 2GB of free space online, and I get 250MB too

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                          • Shady
                            Shite Link King
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 6404

                            #28
                            alien abduction stories are all similiar too.. guess they must be real too
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                            • waqasahmed
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 433

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Shady
                              alien abduction stories are all similiar too.. guess they must be real too
                              It's very different when there's been lots of scientific research behind this. If it wasn't real, it would not be in the NHS's interest to invest money in to helping patients with this. It would be pointless, and a waste of money

                              The NHS regularly have to justify why they're spending x on y. If it wasn't real, the NHS wouldn't have been given funding for it
                              Lose your memory sticks? Forget to backup? Why not get 2GB of free space online, and I get 250MB too

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                              • Shady
                                Shite Link King
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 6404

                                #30
                                theres no scientific proof that smoking causes cancer, and yet nhs spend money saying there is...
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                                2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                                3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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