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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #106
    I believe in miracles... Where you from, you sexy thing?
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkQgm9cwt3w]YouTube - Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing[/ame]
    Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



    Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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    • somad
      Junior Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 35

      #107
      There could be an unknown universal force behind the so called big bang, and if anyone wants to call it GOD then fine by me.

      BUT, I am absolutely certain than none of the religions or cults on earth has got it right.

      Religion is the root to all evil, and might actually lead to the end of civilisation.
      Many religions have armageddon as the ultimate "goal", and thereby the situation could spiral in this direction.
      As things get worse, this could lead to more people believe that the religions has got it right and join in on the "fun".

      As many people seems to need to believe in something to function well, I can only hope that the more up-to-date religions increase in popularity compared to the more outdated ones.

      Reading the bible letter-by-letter is not a good thing.
      And doing the same with the book that we can't even mention without getting into trouble is also not a good thing.

      In my head Jesus was a dude trying to modernize the stubborn old-school guys.
      Not sure about the other one that doesn't like to be in pictures.

      Maybe "the force" in Star Wars is a better choice to believe in.
      Last edited by somad; 24 February, 2011, 15:17. Reason: hope was written as home

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      • somad
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 35

        #108
        As a side note:

        Standard organizations often face similar problems when trying to agree on a new common standard.
        Members from the different previous standards are reluctant to give up the methods and regulations in their old standards, although they can often not explain the reason or background for these methods and regulations. The people who made them are now dead.

        At the time written they made perfect sense to someone, and was useful and much better than nothing.

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        • racin-snake
          V.I.P. Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 2285

          #109
          here ya go SOMAD..knock yourself out heres the link to become a jedi
          Temple of the Jedi Order Church of Jediism - Become a Jedi - Home


          its just another form of indoctrination but go for it
          Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #110
            *CONFUSED*

            OFF TOPIC:??????????

            Was looking at this, assuming it's genuine, explain this?

            [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWCUjx4nI98]YouTube - 11 year old boy reincarnated FOX 8 News[/ame]

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • somad
              Junior Member
              • Nov 2009
              • 35

              #111
              It's still a few years until science can explain stuff like this.
              Religion will have to do for those in need of an answer right now.

              Some people can use a branch from a tree to point on a map where a missing person is lying dead in the forest.
              Maybe there is a common memory backup server out there that some people can tap into.
              This boy got a previously used space that wasn't properly erased.

              Xavier from X-men had some sort of connection device.

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #112
                Originally posted by andromede69100
                Good joke!!!
                Not a joke, really is a God

                Originally posted by z786
                @ pat

                Mohammed is a prophet
                NO OFFENSE INTENDED

                Think you meant to say "Mohammed makes a profit" that's the guy in the burger bar


                NO OFFENSE INTENDED

                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • bowie
                  DK Veteran
                  • May 2009
                  • 475

                  #113
                  I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak, for by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned
                  Last edited by bowie; 5 March, 2011, 21:31.


                  Men of Harlech onto glory
                  This shall ever be your story
                  Keep these fighting words before ye
                  Cambria will not yield

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                  • Snowy79
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1347

                    #114
                    As long as God gets his judgement for scuttling Mary whilst Joseph was out trying to earn a living.

                    Originally posted by bowie
                    I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak, for by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned

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                    • GastonJ
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 5505

                      #115
                      That's according to Mary though, so you never know
                      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                      No good deed goes unpunished....

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                      • Cronus
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 692

                        #116
                        If God had sex with Mary without her consent then that's rape. Alternatively, Mary consented in which case she committed adultery (breaking God's seventh commandment).

                        Now considering Jesus had a rapist for a father or an adulterer for a mother, how can he be so preachy about things?

                        There is also this point:

                        The first commandment state: "I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other Gods but me."
                        The first two deadly sins are: "Vanity & Envy."

                        Hypocrite!!!

                        If there is a God though then he can't have been very clever. If he had just taken out a few more ribs, Adam wouldn't have needed a woman at all.
                        Last edited by Cronus; 5 March, 2011, 22:55.

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                        • Shady
                          Shite Link King
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 6404

                          #117
                          a news story way back when stated that a house hadbeen destroyed by some form of weather (cant remember what type, tornado or summat).. anyhoo, a woman in the house survived and thanked god for saving her...

                          that would be the same god that just ~~~~ing destroyed your house and killed the rest of the inhabitants yeah?
                          no offence, but if you believe in god, your a silly ~~~~er.
                          Fave replies from various threads

                          1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                          2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                          3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                          • GastonJ
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 5505

                            #118
                            God is a made up excuse:

                            1) So that priests can claim to be better then everyone else
                            2) So whatever church can make money/goods/whatever in the name of god
                            3) So that wars can be started and fought in the name of someone who doesn't exist

                            At least the scientologists haven't used such an excuse for killing anyone that I know of. Mind you they are all nutcases
                            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                            No good deed goes unpunished....

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                            • Shady
                              Shite Link King
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 6404

                              #119
                              ....also..
                              god is an easy answer.

                              'why did granny die'?
                              'god wanted her to'
                              'why is that man kissing grandmas corpse'
                              'god said to'

                              etc etc
                              Fave replies from various threads

                              1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                              2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                              3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                              • maca
                                Mr. DK DJ
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 6310

                                #120
                                Originally posted by shadyback
                                ....also..
                                god is an easy answer.

                                'why did granny die'?
                                'god wanted her to'
                                'why is that man kissing grandmas corpse'
                                'god said to'

                                etc etc
                                well gods a coont then

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