Crimes against Humanity

[togznstyle]

is your hubby a woman? cuz you're painting him to be a bit of a b**ch

must be as i wear the trousers he wears the skirts

[RedSpider]

yeah, all scotch blokes do. bloody kilt my ar5e, you nancy

[maca]

Cats

Women

Fosters lager

Red heads

The police force

Traffic wardens

Fat women

Health and safety tossers

Bad dog owners

gypsies

Macdonalds

The mother in law

Virgin media

Big fat kids

Small fat kids .....

[jajajajaja]

Health and Safety!! Went to footy monday night and there is a sign says beware flying footballs.... FFS I know our strikers arent the best but surely you expect footballs at a football match!

[gc1966]

bloody bog attendants who are too lazy to do their job.

when you get the drop in the guts that tells you a toilet is now a priority when you thought you could just bake it until lunchtime,as you approach the gents your sphincter tells you the turtles head is about to make an appearance,straight into the first vacant trap,kecks down and whilst checking your undies for scorch marks listening to the kerplunk of water as you pebbledash the rim.

then just as you smile triumphantly and raise your hand to the paper dispenser,no ****in bog roll cos some lazy bassad never did his job,how hard can it be,keep bog rolls topped up,mop the floor and throw some pineapple chunks in the pish trough

bassads

[andy1967]

bloody bog attendants who are too lazy to do their job.

when you get the drop in the guts that tells you a toilet is now a priority when you thought you could just bake it until lunchtime,as you approach the gents your sphincter tells you the turtles head is about to make an appearance,straight into the first vacant trap,kecks down and whilst checking your undies for scorch marks listening to the kerplunk of water as you pebbledash the rim.

then just as you smile triumphantly and raise your hand to the paper dispenser,no ****in bog roll cos some lazy bassad never did his job,how hard can it be,keep bog rolls topped up,mop the floor and throw some pineapple chunks in the pish trough

bassads

If you wipe the seat with toilet paper before sitting on it, you will realise

[gc1966]

If you wipe the seat with toilet paper before sitting on it, you will realise

wipe the seat while the turtles head is popping
you obviously never done the dopiaza dance