Funny rhymes....any more?

[robbo1]

I start with....

There was a wee chap called Dave

Who dug up a prostitutes grave

She was moldy a sh*t and missing a tit

But look at the money he saved

[maca]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said 'F*ck him, He's only an egg.

F**k is good. F**k is funny.
Lots of people. F**k for money.
If you think that. F**k is funny.
F**k yourself and save your money!

[ruudvandan]

Over the streets and over the houses
Bungle flying high!
Opens up his hairy arse
And shits in Geoffrey's eye!

[DogdySnigwirter]

If you use this noble hall
Use the paper, not the wall
If no paper can be found
Drag your ass along the ground


Roses are red
Violets are blue
All poems rhyme
And this one don't

[gmb45]

Old mother Hubard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone.
But when she bent over
old Rover took over
'cause he had a bone of his own.

[Canker_Canison]

A Valentines rhyme that never fails....

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I've got a knife,
now get in the fu*king van!

[barrowmanandrew]

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm schizophrenic
and so am i

[Upsolo]

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is not for diabetics
and so maybe are you

[patkins]

Here lies Mary Jones may she sleep and slumber for these are not the only stones that Mary Jones lay under.

[pantomime horse]

mary had a little pig
that pig was allways gruntin
so mary took that little pig
and kicked its ~~~~in c*nt in

[pantomime horse]

mary had a little pig
she also had a little duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would f*ck

[pantomime horse]

litte boy blue
woke up one morn
with a bloody great horn
which he blew to bring in the cows

[maca]

Mega bites was what my girlfriend did
And gig was a show at night
A ram was a randy man or goat,
Windows just let in the light

An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A curser used profanity
And a keyboard, a pian...o

Memory was something you lost with age
A disc was rock or blues
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You'd be peeing on your shoes.

Log on was fuel on the fire
Hard drive was to Inverness
A mouse pad was where a rodent lived
And a back up, an awful mess.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu....

[patkins]

Roses are awesome, Orchids supreme, I wish I was greenfingered, Like Robert Green.

[pantomime horse]

Roses are awesome, Orchids supreme, I wish I was greenfingered, Like Robert Green.

dont you feel so sorry for the stupid coont
well perhaps not lmao