Do Commuter Bicyclists Make You Crazy?

[Meat-Head]

used to ride my bike all over the place when I was a kid, but today I think cyclists are complete and utter curnts....mostly bearded, lentil-eating fartsucking selfseeking twots, a good hiding from a lorry is the least they deserve.

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So what about cyclists who just get cut up, leaving the cyclist no room to move
resulting in a parked vechile with driver in it and engine running, getting a slight
"Re-alignment" of his wing mirror?

would you then, drop a gear and pedal like buggery?

[garry1312]

I'm going back to Bristol in June and remember the cyclists drove me nuts!!!

[JimmyNeutron]

On my way to work on friend I was surrounded by a load on people on motorbikes on their way to the TT Isle of Mann races, they were weaving everywhere around the cars.

[the man]

If commuter cyclists aquainted themselves with the basic concepts of The Highway Code, and obeyed road signs and traffic signals, I don't think there would be a problem.

Spot on. Start fining them for jumping red lights ect

[Meat-Head]

Spot on. Start fining them for jumping red lights ect

Perhaps cyclists would not do things like that if car drivers didnt cut them up, then get upset by been cut up at next set of lights, do you drive a 3 series E46 or insignia?

[miss amber]

I'm going back to Bristol in June and remember the cyclists drove me nuts!!!

Oh boy. Brings back memories when i visited Bristol last summer. I can totally relate!

[garry1312]

Oh boy. Brings back memories when i visited Bristol last summer. I can totally relate!

Holiday ended up not happening

I used to work away from home in Bristol. Lovely city. Cyclists everywhere though and I'm not a driver so normally it shouldnt bother me but there on/off the pavements there, majority had little respect for motorists or pedestrians for that matter.

[Meat-Head]

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the bitch that got called an asshole & wacked the trunk lid, because it was my right of way
you should have waited.

the asshole in the corsa, you overtook me on a blind bend, then slammed your anchors on.
this is why i over took you at the next set of red lights and held you back.

had you not hooted, you would not have got gesticulated at.

[Meat-Head]

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look mate, what part of the lights were green don't you understand.

the fact they was green for few seconds before I went through is irrelevant
DK VIP members take priority over members from fab fm bro

[Meat-Head]

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lunch time other day, bright bright sun shiny day, sun glasses
top off, shorts on, 12 pack out, asshole in bmw over takes me, shouts something
out the window, jambs brakes on, over takes, cuts him up, traffic moves, cuts me up again
red traffic light, cuts him up again, now this is down town MC, so the dual cabbage way
part is here, so i did what emienem would do

went round the outside, round the outside, inner lane solid, bmw behind
stick that in your pipe and smoke it bro.

then i shiuted asshole to him as he under took me and cut in the traffic

[ifred]

Bstar Next time mate carry bag of tomatoes to squash on his windscreen and scream at him "that could of been me you turdbrain"
Maybe next year brexit all BMW cars go home hopefully with the a-holes stuck inside.....can you design a MHM mod, lock owner inside permanently

[Meat-Head]

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on way to work, side street, off a side street, my right of way, car coming against me
so I shouts "my right of way asshole"

[ifred]

Next time ride with box of tin tack when you have to dodge vehicle in incorrect position, of course you have to drop them to save a top DK poster from physical harm
Maybe you could be carrying a stinger you've repaired for PcPlod! Ask local if they need theirs upgrading

[Meat-Head]

To be honest ifed, been for months planning a "sail" on stolen bike, that quick
tug pops up, nails on end, free go faster squark.

with remains of stolen hi vis cut up, somehow two hinges, one to drop down like a railroad sign
and anither for it to fold back fir quick gataway

[ifred]

My second idea was if you used PcPlod stinger its an official car stopper device also when it fell on road DK V.I.P couldn't be blamed Plod would have a lot of explaining
Doesn't MHM service their motors
Would be cool to see panzer in Meat City canal!