Do Commuter Bicyclists Make You Crazy?

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  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #91
    WTF are you on meaty ??

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #92
      Originally posted by maca
      WTF are you on meaty ??
      Sorry cant tell you that because it was stolen, all features removed
      O/E tires swapped for aftermarket

      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #93
        So this morning nearly got cleaned up by a DATD Dumb ass taxi driver, how would one explained bicycle damage, as its a hot one!

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • GastonJ
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #94
          Was ths you meaty?



          Obviously cyclists are safe road users
          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
          No good deed goes unpunished....

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          • Johnner
            Admin Assistant
            • Jun 2010
            • 7069

            #95
            Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

            " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #96
              Originally posted by GastonJ
              Was ths
              OFF TOOIC

              Somebidy been playing at YouTube won't play.

              ON TOPIC

              No my stolen cycle is better disguised

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • GastonJ
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 5505

                #97
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                OFF TOOIC

                Somebidy been playing at YouTube won't play.

                ON TOPIC

                No my stolen cycle is better disguised
                It was disguised as a Lada?

                My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                No good deed goes unpunished....

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #98
                  ON TOPIC:-

                  was cycling to work this morning, not fully awake
                  stepped off the sidewalk and instantly got a flash of blue, followed by the feeling
                  of something shaped like a Mazda door mirror under my off side armpit .

                  this then was followed by what can only be described as "door mirror
                  cover impacting ground" noise.

                  bloke wound down window asked if ok, said yes whilst was busy cclipping on
                  his mirror cover, glass intact, he didnt ask for DK or Twitter user name, so just
                  jumped back on stolen cycle, gave it large all the way to work.

                  already Tweeted the manufacture and said thanksssss

                  @Mazda_UK Dudes, well impressed with the Mazda 3, got hit by one on my bicycle on way to work, cover on mirror, clipped back on THANK YOU

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #99
                    On topic:-


                    was on way to work on stolen cycle II when got overtook
                    by some donkey in a @forduk #focus real close, no space man.


                    next junction, managed to out accelrate and cut up, got in front, held him back, riding in middle of road
                    he after 3 streets over took, wheel spinning and gave more room #result

                    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                    • eyeswide
                      Newbie
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 9

                      #100
                      Cyclists can be super annoying! Like...if I'm 1 inch in the bike lane, then they ring their stupid bell. But they don't give a f*** when biking through the pedestrian areas

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #101
                        No mate, dk members shiuld not drive in cycle lane.

                        gyclists 9/10 will slow down for peasants, peasants with push chairs, just ram there way through

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #102
                          Dont think anything in the rules about using threads
                          for logging stuff?

                          ON TOPIC:-

                          355 14-02

                          Thanks

                          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #103
                            ON TOPIC:-

                            Was riding my stolen bicycle to b&q via the main route through town, spotts a gap, in traffic, cuts in front of an @audiuk
                            #a4 or sonething, might even been a merc, no idea, so she then overtakes me when tiny gap appered
                            lots of kickdown noises, autobox noises & engine reving noises.

                            so cuts in front of her, because the traffic heavy-r she cant over take, lots of horn noises
                            didnt even bother to look round, she winds her window down and

                            shouts "#THINK BIKE". Ugh only cut her up because no need to make lots of
                            #epicycle gear noises!

                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #104
                              Tonight, riding my stolen bicycle to tesco, to get
                              salt for somebody elses dishwasher, cycling along impatient
                              bmw drivers zipps past very close, catchez him up at the lightd
                              cuts infront, light green, carry on.

                              he undertakes, cuts infront, he then stuck
                              at turnpike, manages to cut him up & upset him again
                              slow down E46 drivers

                              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                              • GastonJ
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 5505

                                #105
                                Cycles faster than an E46, still what isn't
                                My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                                Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                                No good deed goes unpunished....

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