dick heads thread-whats the daft things u have done

[gmb45]

here goes- when i was a lot younger and got my first car i put washing liquid in the radiator thinking it would clean the engine out, and another i got one of them stick on sun strips and put it on the outside of the windscreen if flew off on the m1,another recently i changed the water in the radiator loosened the bleed nipple on the thermostat housing to bleed it knowing full well if i tightened it to much it would snap,but i just had to tighten it that bit more,and it snapped what a wally eh.

[gmb45]

come on dont be embarrassed

[jasbo7]

I remember walking down the street once and turned round to say hello to someone when I turned back I walked into a lampost and said sorry to it, what a plonker!

[gmb45]

I remember walking down the street once and turned round to say hello to someone when I turned back I walked into a lampost and said sorry to it, what a plonker!

knew u wouldnt embarrassed m8

[RedSpider]

i was on my way to confront a bloke who was staring at me in woolworths. as i got closer, i noticed how much he actually looked like me. i got closer and discovered it was a mirror.

[gmb45]

i was on my way to confront a bloke who was staring at me in woolworths. as i got closer, i noticed how much he actually looked like me. i got closer and discovered it was a mirror.

this thread going to be a good laugh m8

[westkill]

me and my m8 a couple of years ago finished work on a saturday lunch time,l then went on the piss all afternoon till about six went back to his house to have a bath and go back out to the pub,so after having a bath i asked him to borrow some clothes to wear out he said i will lend you some jeans and a t-shirt but ent borrowing my boxer shorts he said .
then his misses said jokingly i got a bask you could borrow laughed and said that will do so i put it on him well stretched it on and my m8 and his misses were pissing them selfs laughin so iput the jeans and t-shirt on over the top
so were i was still pissed went to the pub with it on, luckly when we got back to the pub my m8 forgot about it if he had remember they would have stripped me in the pub,then i forgot about it pulled this bird went back to her house dropped me trousers, and you know what and she said wtf you got on and i thought oh shit with me tackle hanging out of one side
and she got turned on by it when iwoke up the next morning next to her thats all i had on was the bask i grabed the rest of my clothes and i sneeked out before she woke up

[Maddog]

I remember having just got my first motorbike stoppin in the town where bikes always turned up i got off the bike and smelt petrol it was dark i could not see where it was comin from so i lit my lighter and stuck it near the petrol pipes to try and find the leak how lucky i was when the leak was not from my bike

[gmb45]

brill keep em coming

[wilf]

sold a motorbike once in the paper told the guy it would be serviced before i let him have it, having change plugs and filters, drained the oil then realised i dint have any oil,so filled it up with black paint he came and collected and had a phone call later that night from his brother telling me he had come off it and wrote the bike off. i was dead lucky there

[gmb45]

sold a motorbike once in the paper told the guy it would be serviced before i let him have it, having change plugs and filters, drained the oil then realised i dint have any oil,so filled it up with black paint he came and collected and had a phone call later that night from his brother telling me he had come off it and wrote the bike off. i was dead lucky there

BLACK PAINT

[wilf]

i was only 17 and dint know what else to do i could have put the old oil back in but that already went down the drain, dont tell the ~~~~ing waterboard.

[gmb45]

i was only 17 and dint know what else to do i could have put the old oil back in but that already went down the drain, dont tell the ~~~~ing waterboard.

some brill ones all ready lets keep the stupidity flowing

[RedSpider]

i was only 17 and dint know what else to do i could have put the old oil back in but that already went down the drain, dont tell the ~~~~ing waterboard.

waterboard would be last of your problems if the bloke had died

[gmb45]

when i was at school i saw some kids filling their mouths with lighter gas then blowing it out and lighting it, so i thought i would try it with cooker gas,it was like a fire ball singed my eye brows and hair.