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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #856
    Right, went to Walmart last night and stole 25 meters of there fence, carried home on
    stolen bicyle, tonight will be getting two pir sensirs

    one mounted above ground, one low down,

    human hits top sensor disables bottom one.

    puddy cat gets lower detector, makes stolen fence about 50vokts ac.

    see if that stops them pishing

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #857
      No, just moping around, looks like @westfailiauk blocked me, guess means cant post
      @tamzo21 #valentines card.

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #858
        Right avoiding all emails and Tweets, incase @tamzo21 upset, if somebody can check. Thanksss

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #859
          1) chasing black cat out of garden

          2) washing work gear for tomorrow

          3) finish home wiring job, started, got disturbed

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #860
            Waiting to zapp a puddy cat that keeps pishing.

            remote socket. Power supply, cat nosh, bit of wood, tin foil, poundland wire mesh.

            plan is 4 legs and a furry arse, stand on said mesh, run to cctv
            then zapp, pick the bones out that furball

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #861
              GREAT, got one, loud schrrech, flew it sideways, then staggered off into the distance.

              damm thing must have dribbled, as had to do some minor repairs to it, stuffed extra carboard in.

              hopefully will stop them pishing competions they keep having.

              smells so bad can smell it in t' kitchen though t' vent!

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #862
                MAGIC, another one to the collection.

                need to modify the board, took a little extra to get this one.

                passage REALLY REALLY stinks of pish now, so must be there competion
                there holding, cats 0 meat 2

                but for MONTHS AND MONTHS, they been pishing, my cast iron is getting rotted by their pish.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #863
                  Not sure if same cat twice or the other cat same trim code?

                  made same YEEELLLLLLLLP as before?

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #864
                    Yup another one, silent this one, just a thud as it exited stage left

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #865
                      Hoping for another round of "Zap The Cat"

                      Idea is simple, unwanted cat goes for a pish where its not
                      wanted and gets Zapped by a "few" jolts

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #866
                        Tonights contestent was a Ginger Furball.

                        Points are

                        noise 7/10
                        exit route 6/10
                        Reaction time 10/10

                        but does loose 5 points for hitting t' front door

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                        • Chasen
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 11

                          #867
                          Tonight, I just want to have a good dream.

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #868
                            Originally posted by Chasen
                            Tonight, I just want to have a good dream.
                            Try not to think of the *HOT* bird from the parts as you will be awake all night.

                            Tonight round III Of "Zap The Pishing Puddy Cat" (TM)

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #869
                              Darn it, only got a contestant for "Zap The Cat"
                              whilst busy.

                              was just wrapped in a towel removing an EEPROM
                              93LC56.

                              Then all managed to do was screw it up.

                              will try putting org file back tomorrow

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #870
                                Sulking

                                missed teo rounds of zapp the cat

                                played with myself, & failed, cant rename my tool/hardware
                                cant undo the software

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