Wheres the vaseline...

[rds60h]

grumbles can i have some more info and pics please as i have no idea what you are talking about

Lainie !!!!

You little minx.

[rds60h]

Know how you feel jcgrumbles, I've got fistula surgery scheduled for next month.
Already had to put up with the finger and the camera.

[Lainie]

mother of gawd - yees are geein me the boak

[M T Glass]

Best of luck JC. I'm off for my third Colonoscopy next month and would prefer the sachets they usually send to the 4 litres of stuff I have to imbibe this time.
I was sedated but came around before the procedure finished and I have to say that I was fascinated with what I saw on the screen.

[M T Glass]

Good old snooping Google. I made a reply on this thread by JC and clicked on a link in this threadhttp://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f6/carrie-373160/ to find an ad for Colonoscopy.

Mods, you can change this to 'Conspiracy Theories' thread if you so wish.

[ifred]

JC your average small intestines are 6.9m, Large intestine 1.5m
so you got plenty of space in there for a tiny bitsy little old tube you big girls blouse
Just hope in the Hospital their not short of beds....Be more than Lainie getting a few polaroids if your left in the corridor ;-)... see you on youtube!
A DK hero!!!
Edit
Just thought I should edit this post as I was unsympathetic to your plight .... where do you want me to put the bunch of flowers

[jcgrumbles]

Just hope they don't have to give you a barium enema for the scan m8, thats not too bad but the compressed air they shoot up there can be a little challenging, try keeping your cheeks clenched with a few PSI trying to get back out!!!!!!!!!!!

I can imagine mate,ive heard the recovery ward sounds as though theres a brass band warming up in it...

[ifred]

I can imagine mate,ive heard the recovery ward sounds as though theres a brass band warming up in it...

What sort of tune would they be playing? The lads back from the resonance suite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOyH2-FIbx0

[jcgrumbles]

Know how you feel jcgrumbles, I've got fistula surgery scheduled for next month.
Already had to put up with the finger and the camera.

Aarrgghhh mate,my mrs had a inter sphincteric fistula and it was horrific,what a bloody awful thing to get...

[jcgrumbles]

Best of luck JC. I'm off for my third Colonoscopy next month and would prefer the sachets they usually send to the 4 litres of stuff I have to imbibe this time.
I was sedated but came around before the procedure finished and I have to say that I was fascinated with what I saw on the screen.

As long as you were`nt in the middle of a dodgy film and you were the star...

[jcgrumbles]

JC your average small intestines are 6.9m, Large intestine 1.5m
so you got plenty of space in there for a tiny bitsy little old tube you big girls blouse
Just hope in the Hospital their not short of beds....Be more than Lainie getting a few polaroids if your left in the corridor ;-)... see you on youtube!
A DK hero!!!
Edit
Just thought I should edit this post as I was unsympathetic to your plight .... where do you want me to put the bunch of flowers

It might be only a tiny itsy bitsy tube but ive only got a tiny itsy bitsy ar@@@@@@.And never mind the flowers mate but thanks,and it would be just my luck to be left in the corridor with my arse in the air....

[ifred]

I saw the other day you can get a phone app to control a ****roach!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...=feeds-newsxml
gave me an idea.
Ask in the Hosp if there's a endoscope app bit like playing grand theft auto in your Ar*e
got to make it more fun!
If your too timid sure some guy's here would pay good money to steer the camera around you local

[jcgrumbles]

I saw the other day you can get a phone app to control a ****roach!! The app that lets you control a COCKROACH | Mail Online
gave me an idea.
Ask in the Hosp if there's a endoscope app bit like playing grand theft auto in your Ar*e
got to make it more fun!
If your too timid sure some guy's here would pay good money to steer the camera around you local

Would love to get one of those for the mrs ifred,i could use her as a bookies runner...

[jcgrumbles]

My dads got to go for the bowel screen tomorrow,hes taking the drinks today and he says hes ok about it all as long as they don't use a box brownie.....

[ifred]

Well good luck on your journey into "Where no man has gone before" Resistance is futile quotes courtesy of startrek