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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #61
    Originally posted by Lainie
    im still legally married hence why he is boyfriend and anyway he hasnt asked me!!

    He hasn't asked you ? His loss Lainie or it could be that xmas vid you posted of him on youtube that's slowing him down...... only kiddin

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • imanob
      Top Poster
      • Jul 2009
      • 188

      #62
      had it done 3yrs ago was very scared took about 10 mins strange thing was only felt a little pain an that was in me feet ? took me a week to get over it milked it thou seein has it was me that got it done

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      • gmb45
        Admin Assistant
        • Nov 2008
        • 7538

        #63
        Originally posted by Lainie
        i
        ps why is it called the MENopause??
        because its us MEN who go thru hell when you women are going thru it
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        • edsym
          Newbie
          • Dec 2010
          • 1

          #64
          May not be undoable.

          Be carful if you get it done. It may not be undoable.

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #65
            Originally posted by edsym
            Be carful if you get it done. It may not be undoable.
            OFF TOPIC:-

            Same with labotomy

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • hoggy952
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2010
              • 1229

              #66
              My mate a real toughy, was telling me all about his afternoon snip while we were playing Badminton that evening. He said he felt fine. It was a different story when I spoke to him a couple of days later though. He said the bag was swollen and inflamed by the morning. I thought silly bug.er.

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              • stewartthemole
                Junior Member
                • Jan 2010
                • 32

                #67
                Got mine done 8 years ago and it was a nightmare from start to finish but you know what I would still do it again just for the peace of mind m8.

                We origionally had the opposite problem as my wife had womans problems and we couldn't conceive naturally, so she endured 2 years of IVF so we could start a family, it was a long rough road and we had a lot of disapointment along the way including an etopic pregnancy that nearly burst and could have been fatal but thank God it wasn't.

                To cut a long story shorter, it eventually worked and we had a healthy boy, after a complicated birth.

                We assumed that due to all the problems we had there would be no chance of us having any more so didn't bother with contraception

                2 years later she started feelling like shit, being sick etc.

                yep she was pregnant naturally, it turned out it is really common for this to happen as all the womans organs move to the side as the baby grows inside them and her twisted tubes had straightened themself out so after the birth of my son all our previous problems had sorted themself out .

                This is when we decided the snip was the best option for us and I can assure you m8 I was shitting myself.

                Went for the op and it was a bit of a bombscare as the cowboy I got must have been on piece work .

                Wheeled through with the gown with hole in the front, the surgeon injected one side, a bit painful but not as bad as expected, goes round the other side, injected that one 2, thought to myself it would be like dentist where he would make small talk for a few minutes till the anisthetic kicked in.

                Did he ~~~~, he went straight back to the first side and started cutting. The pain was unbealievable, I had tears in my eyes . He said if I wanted he would just do the one and I could come back later and get the other 1 done, I told him to ~~~~ off and do them both as there was no way I was coming back.

                He went round the other side and I was prepared for the pain but I felt nothing but a bit of poking and proding as he worked, turned out the sadist hadn't given it enough time to work.

                At that time I wished I had bottled it but a couple of days later when my gonads had went back to normal I knew I had done the right thing m8 as we did not want any more kids and other forms of contraception were not an option.

                As 4 your sex life it won't affect it 1 bit m8 as you still get the same feelling and sensation as b4 the only difference I noticed was you make less mess as you only fire seminal fluid without the swimmers and if anything your sex life will improve because neither of you will be worrying about unwanted pregnancy.

                I know mine sounds a bit of a horror story but it was the exception and not the rule, it turned out this particular surgeon had a bit of a bad name and hopefully was struck off years ago

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                • tshirtman
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 1345

                  #68
                  I don't understand the female of the species,
                  they complain about there hormones in there youth ("I'm hormonal"),
                  then when they get to a certain age and going through the menopause, they go to the doc and ask for there hormones back
                  !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                  • Maddog
                    Top Poster
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 150

                    #69
                    Had mine done about 8yrs ago 1 day doing nothing at all had the wife running after me all day but the next day i was out re-wiring my friends next door no problem easier for us and less earache go for it m8
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                    • SatSearching
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 447

                      #70
                      Too scared to have it done after the horror story a guy at work had.

                      His gonads went bad and swelled up, the hospital gave him a support which he described as "Wearing a huge hammock between my legs"



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                      • thered
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 4915

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Lainie
                        isnt it amazing how many of you think it is OUR job to sort the contraception out. anything permanent by a female involves a general anasthetic which carries huge risks esp if you are older (which im presuming most of the women would be after having the kids they want) surely you wouldnt want to put your loved one through all this for a couple of days miscomfort for yourselves? you selfish lot.

                        ive taken all the contraception control since i was 18 so its his turn (although it is a diff his if you know what i mean)

                        coil is due for renewal in feb and i dont want another at the age of nearly 45 as i dont want any more hormones in my system. i wouldnt consider a hystericalrectomy as id need hrt and there is no way in hells earth im taking that. i will do my utmost to cope with it when it happens.

                        ps why is it called the MENopause??

                        Same reason you are a woMAN

                        like James Brown said its a mans world we decide whats what

                        At least thats what i tell Mrs Red

                        Normally she tells me to ~~~~ off

                        Damn them suffragettes

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                        • Grizz
                          DK Veteran
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 1598

                          #72
                          i can tell you one thing, im the ~~~~in boss in my house......... and i have her permission to say that!!

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                          • reddevil157
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1427

                            #73
                            Now your talking Grizz
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                            • wongers
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 734

                              #74
                              its called the menapause because us men have to pause before belting you when you are screaming like a banshi at us when you are going through it

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                              • Lainie
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 3062

                                #75
                                Originally posted by wongers
                                its called the menapause because us men have to pause before belting you when you are screaming like a banshi at us when you are going through it
                                id like to see you lot cope with ovaries and fallopian tubes etc. lil ~~~~ers they are.
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