TESCO SH*THEADS

[PremierD]

Meaty .. have you ever thought about seeking help ? ............on the Moon would work ..

[Meat-Head]

Meaty .. have you ever thought about seeking help ? ..

yes, but the fat ugly assisant was busy serving some peasants.

Do tesco have a store on the moon already?

[PremierD]

yes, but the fat ugly assisant was busy serving some peasants.

Do tesco have a store on the moon already?

No mate ..I was referring to your scrambled brain .. you sound like you are plumbed up to a Mars Bar ...

[Meat-Head]

No mate ..I was referring to your scrambled brain .. you sound like you are plumbed up to a Mars Bar ...

OFF TOPIC:-

Funny you should say that, but my boss has been asking me recently SEVERAL times if i'm real.

Not enough DK or to much?

If you see the parts *HOT* parts bird you will understand

[Meat-Head]

Thanksssss tesco

energy drink , tesco own brand sports stuff, avaluble in differant colors/flavors

magic if you want to stay awake all night.

what do i do with the ither bittle i have?

cant drink that shit.



oh can the manager verfiy the rules on the "parent & brat". Rules in the parking lot?

do you have to have your brat with you? Us there an aga limit on the brat to qualify?

just you always see the polish parking in them bays with mo brats!

if caught should get vlubcard points removed


can you send me new clubcard mine has finally snapped in half

thanks

Meat

posted with my Ishit

[Meat-Head]

Thanks for that Tesco

your energy drink in the plastic bottle, on the shelf high enough for a sprog to reech
one of them drinking caps, decided to have the other one last night, see if helps me get up

so now fully awake, but cant be bothered to get out of bed
hope you get complaints from parents about huper active brats that dont sleep after drinking the stuff

also, would like to say

WHAT PART OF CAN YOU SEND ME ANOTHER CLUBCARD PLEASE, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

thanks

[garry1312]

Haha meaty nice to see you are still very much in love with Tesco mate

[Meat-Head]

Well if your intreasted to know the Meat-City store has been revamped

BUT.

They still have the reduced to clear isle in same place, so the old people and polish people now block the same isle

the fresh fruit and veg new signs but dont say. "GO MOULDY AT HOME SECTION"
the bread got new signs but not the needed "READY STALE BREAD"

NO WORD OF A LIE

Got loaf of bread rtc 15p lasted good week, buy FRESH one, stale before got home

[jordigirl]

just thought i would tell Redspider that the packs of onions in our local Tesco extra are only 55p think they are deffo ripping you off

[Meat-Head]

just thought i would tell Redspider that the packs of onions in our local Tesco extra are only 55p think they are deffo ripping you off

iShit

just check if there "Ready Mouldy" or "Go mouldy at home". Makes a differance

[jordigirl]

sorry meaty these last for ages it's a handy wee tesco's at the bottom of out street

[Meat-Head]

YOU ROBBING BAST*RDS

The other day i was brat sitting for my sister, and brought some of your Milk Choclate Rasisn and your Emerican peanuts, both 89 pence, great for chucking at the kids and the cat, make wicked mess of the carpet.

So i goes into Tesco Express to get some more ready the later in the week 93 Pence in their, you robbing sods

Then i needed some stamps, so i grabbed a bottle of milk - yes yours keeps better than the other shop, so the security guard, in a 'monkey suit' - can't explain more i'll turn a funny shade of grey, directs me to the serve it yourself counter, no mate want stamps, w@nker. Then behind me is a guy in a wheel chair, he was aiming for the assistant counter, surprised the guy in the 'monkey duit' didn't send him AROUND the fire hazard and to the self serve

Then the stamps, only sold in 6's ?3.60 - i brought something from Ebay china the other day ?2.50 DELIVERED

Then you have one of them crap 0845 numbers, they cost money to ring, otherwise would have rung the store and complained

Oh will anybody bother to reply to this thread at all?

As for the replacement Clubcard??????????????? WHERE IS IT, please?

[opsmonkey]

NEVER shop at a Tesco Express the prices are always hiked in comparison to their main supermarkets

[Meat-Head]

Thanks tesco.com

STILL no replacement clubcard, no matter how many times it's mentioned in this thread.

Great thanks for the "We have saved you money voucher" the machine printed the other day.

So why the hell did you not just knock the ?1.54 off the final price the other day instead of printing out a tree?

Finally gets round to using said voucher, had in pocket, gets ready to go, gots to tesco.com voucher escaped out of pocket.

Then that security guard is AGAIN giving me funny looks, which Zoo did he come from?

[phil-h]

their diesel's sh*te too. Filled up on Saturday car's now not running proper like the fuel is full of crap. The car was running fine beforehand, remind me to stay away