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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #76
    Thanks Tesco.com

    Your model 'Huui' tablet thing is just frozen on the boot logo in store demo

    the alchol i got earlier, on the serve it yourself till, flagged up 'age restricted' the bitch running the stall didn't even ask me if i'm of the correct age, let alone to prove it, bitch. *INSULTED* She just clicked it off.

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    • rds60h
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2008
      • 622

      #77
      Originally posted by Meat-Head
      Thanks Tesco.com

      Your model 'Huui' tablet thing is just frozen on the boot logo in store demo

      the alchol i got earlier, on the serve it yourself till, flagged up 'age restricted' the bitch running the stall didn't even ask me if i'm of the correct age, let alone to prove it, bitch. *INSULTED* She just clicked it off.
      The fact you even know about Bilko is a bit of a clue you silly old sod !!

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #78
        Originally posted by rds60h
        The fact you even know about Bilko is a bit of a clue you silly old sod !!
        My siggy was changed by a moderator (of course they all deny it) to a black and wite version pierre therion donated a color verson

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #79
          THANKS TESCO

          Went to buy nothing more than a bottle of milk.

          Whilst in there you had on a small shelf what looks like IMPORTRED products from Emerica beef jerky, oreeos pretsals M&M

          Any way you had some of these 'Lucky Charms' BRILLANT get to try some, but jess EXPENSIVE ?1.50 for a GOBFULL. If they was cheaper would have cleared the shelf, stop the Polish doing them

          Code:
          [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401275/Lucky-Charms-On-sale-Tesco-GM-cereal-makes-children-hyperactive.html]Lucky Charms: On sale in Tesco, GM cereal that makes children hyperactive | Mail Online[/url]
          Then next shelf reduced to cleat ?1 HDMI connectors well worth having at home, each one has a security tag, though great theres a thread about that on DK



          Get to the pay up diy thing which kept shouting for help every 2 seconds, the woman then spots "SECURITY TAG" on the screen and takes the tags off, thanks for that i'll remember that next time theres a whilwind in town and your trollys are in the parking lot.

          Oh came out like ?10.50 lighter.

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #80
            lucky charms what aload of crap, just made the day go slower and the pot was so full no space to put any milk in.

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #81
              ADVERTISEMENT:-

              "Ready stale bread" on offer today

              "Go mouldy at home" fruit is now overpriced in thime for xmas

              You will also find in the "Reduced To Clear" isle theres not much discount for items that expire at midnight.

              Thank you for listen, enjoy Queing.

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #82
                Err *COUGH* *COUGH* HINT HINT

                Code:
                [URL="http://www.tesco.com/direct/hoover-sm2018-2000w-pets-upright-bagless-vacuum-cleaner/732-2503.prd"]Buy Hoover SM2018 2000W Pets upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner from our All Vacuum Cleaners range - Tesco.com[/URL]#

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                • tornado
                  Top Poster +
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 218

                  #83
                  I had to do 120mile round trip for some onions and by time i got back we had had enough in the end they went funny but as for tesco the one near where im working well 45 miles away then there is one 17 miles more but the one near is to dear so we drive the extra miles,what i dont get is how come things dont cost the same in them both

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #84
                    Just use tesco.com. Let them deliver?

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #85
                      (Code) Motorists baffled by Tesco car park blocked off by bollards in Hall Green, Birmingham | Metro News (/hate iShit)

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #86
                        WTF IS "THE CITY KITCHEN THAI COCONUT CHICKEN"

                        For those unaware, but VIP DK Memebers are NOT alloud to throw food away that is fit for human consumption.

                        For those Mods/Admin reading, my grounds were it was NOT fit for human consumption, tasted like dishwater, even after nuking in microwave.

                        Apart from 'Twigletts' as an Adult/VIP member, no matter how bad that taste i have ALWAYS ate it all, or at least tried to.
                        This stuff is foul, is that what killed Dudley Moore?

                        Would have left it for some Polish person to purchase if had known what it tasted like.

                        One unhappy rule bending Meat.

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #87
                          Found how tesco stop trolley been stolen as handle sharper than a samurai sword
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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #88
                            CONGIRMED

                            Tesco lucky charms the gm food imported from emerica all it does is slow time doen
                            no promised giddy effects just the ENTIRE day goes slower no matter what your doing
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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #89
                              image.jpgimage.jpgTonight let's play spot the differance

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                              • Canker_Canison
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • May 2010
                                • 3904

                                #90
                                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                [ATTACH=CONFIG]247029[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]247030[/ATTACH]Tonight let's play spot the differance
                                I'm guessing someone in Tesco needs to go back to school. I get 95.2p per 100g
                                Last edited by Canker_Canison; 24 February, 2014, 14:29.
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