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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
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    #16
    Yes agree, good point

    OFF TOPIC:-

    xxxx people watched TV show last night, how can they tell!

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    • ifred
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      • Jun 2010
      • 1627

      #17
      We only had the iphone 5 in 2012 now we're up to x phone bit like the x-files. The phone is much smarter and the owners are a lot poorer by now The phones are slimmer therefore the earth must be flatter QED
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      • Meat-Head
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        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #18
        ON TOPIC:-

        speaking to a subaru driver, he thinks world is flat like his engine

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        • ifred
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          • Jun 2010
          • 1627

          #19
          Of course the world is flat otherwise my front door would be warp and it then couldn't be opened QED!
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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
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            #20
            Originally posted by ifred
            Of course the world is flat otherwise my front door would be warp and it then couldn't be opened QED!
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            Oh yeah, means the builders of Humber bridge lied, must be false alloud for earth cur iturd iShit curviture

            also to prove/disprove bottom of Humber bridge fire a gun, see what it hits, repeat at top, if flat will hit other tower, if round earth will fly off

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            • GastonJ
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              • Dec 2009
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              #21
              Originally posted by Meat-Head
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              Oh yeah, means the builders of Humber bridge lied, must be false alloud for earth cur iturd iShit curviture
              There were just bad builders and designers, didn't manage to get it straight so made up that excuse. Put it this way, if the earth was round, and you started to drive to London from t'north you'd be able to switch your engine off 'cos you'd be going downhill and so cruise for free, of course you'd use more fuel coming back up again. So if you can't do that with your car, then that's even more proof the world is flat.
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              • ifred
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                • Jun 2010
                • 1627

                #22
                Originally posted by GastonJ
                There were just bad builders and designers, didn't manage to get it straight so made up that excuse. Put it this way, if the earth was round, and you started to drive to London from t'north you'd be able to switch your engine off 'cos you'd be going downhill and so cruise for free, of course you'd use more fuel coming back up again. So if you can't do that with your car, then that's even more proof the world is flat.
                GOOD POST: Yes your right! BUT for me it would be the other way around I'd be able to switch my engine off going downhill to t'north and use more fuel going back to London
                I think that's something to do with quantum physics you think london is the pits I think t'north is the pits also something to do with string vests and the string theory
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                • Meat-Head
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                  • Oct 2009
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                  #23
                  ON/OFF TOPIC:-

                  where does all this plastic end up in the sea?

                  if you layex out piece a4 paper which corner?

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                  • GastonJ
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                    • Dec 2009
                    • 5505

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    ON/OFF TOPIC:-

                    where does all this plastic end up in the sea?

                    if you layex out piece a4 paper which corner?
                    If it's a square blank piece of paper, top left corner
                    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                    No good deed goes unpunished....

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                    • eliasole
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                      • Jul 2009
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                      #25
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                      • ifred
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                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1627

                        #26
                        Originally posted by eliasole
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                        well there you go that's it proven then
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                        • GastonJ
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                          • Dec 2009
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                          #27
                          Except of course, that we don't know whether the other planets aren't flat either. The best way to find out is to ask Boris or Gove. If they say the other planets are round, that's 100% proof that they're also flat.
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                          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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                          • nara
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                            • May 2008
                            • 2586

                            #28
                            Originally posted by GastonJ
                            The best way to find out is to ask Boris or Gove. If they say the other planets are round, that's 100% proof that they're also flat.

                            Surely you're not suggesting that either of those two would try and mislead the Great British Public?

                            Shame on you sir! We'll sort your kind out when we're rid of Johnny Foreigner next year.
                            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                            • Meat-Head
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                              • Oct 2009
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                              #29
                              Originally posted by nara
                              Shame on you sir! We'll sort your kind out when we're rid of Johnny Foreigner next year.
                              Well funny that if Jonny forgein didn't wait until after I put his car together
                              to mention something , his bill would have been £15 cheaper

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                              • ifred
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                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1627

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                Well funny that if Jonny forgein didn't wait until after I put his car together
                                to mention something , his bill would have been £15 cheaper
                                Yes but meaty, attaching the steering wheel to the front bumper is a strange "Tune up" service
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