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  • Mjolinor
    V.I.P. VIC
    • Jan 2009
    • 1093

    #796
    Welcome back.

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #797
      Originally posted by Mjolinor
      Welcome back.
      Thanks, nice to be welcomed, some people in the world just don't want to know you.


      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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      • super jumbe
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 11610

        #798
        Glade to see you back were is your avatar I can help you with one...
        Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

        Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

        Note:
        All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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        • super jumbe
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 11610

          #799
          Try this one Meaty...
          Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

          Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

          Note:
          All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #800
            Tonight

            1) naybour keeps parking his furry jester across my drive
            once, twice, three a puncture , 6" screw through sidewall will do.

            2) mudguards and lights on latest stolen bicycle.

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • alessioblaupunkt
              DK Veteran
              • May 2010
              • 943

              #801
              Friday evening/night:
              nun1: Me 'tellingent battery charger do not charz!
              Walk in the parking. Found a 2014 Ducato, drove it inside, attach bcharzer to batt, insert plug in wall, press 2x
              Mode button, after 30 mins battery charzed succesfouly
              Hey nun1 learn instruction that you have at home.

              nun2: me wife washed trouser with keyfob inside. I dried it but not opening or closing vehicle.
              Removed keyfob batt, fit a nu one, go out to test in ypsilon, no joy, say he might need a nu keyfob.
              1 day later he phoned: keyfob working!
              Probably needed to play with button or 1 or 2 car start to "align" with vehicle.
              Who knows...
              Hey nun2 you lucky bassad.
              sigpic

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              • dalin
                Banned
                • Dec 2015
                • 1

                #802
                nothing to do

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #803
                  Originally posted by dalin
                  nothing to do
                  Grey already, well go join Twitter see if you can get @smmt to talk
                  they speak to peasants but not automotive folks

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #804
                    Tonight, with all this snooping going on, decided instead of posting
                    money in brown envelopes. Done a bank transfer, ?200 to some random bloke.

                    now going to Tweet him my order

                    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                    • ifred
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1627

                      #805
                      Originally posted by Mjolinor
                      Welcome back.
                      Had he been away
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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #806
                        Originally posted by ifred
                        Had he been away
                        Yeah got booted orf for riding a bicycle threw the new/currant affairs section with no lights & imgabary friend swinging off the handle bars

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                        • ifred
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1627

                          #807
                          well someone has to do it! less you get a tap on the shoulder for draining meat city of water
                          hope you haven't gone all wrinkle as a result....i Hate that leaves one looking like premature U3A student
                          Last edited by ifred; 11 December, 2015, 22:29.
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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #808
                            Been playing with myself in garden since 8am
                            came in 4 pm went fir bath fell asleep 2 hrs enjoying few tweets, tesco chicjen wuth imgabary cat sniffing around

                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #809
                              Been playing with myself in garden with imganary cat, got a delivery tomorrow from a man from a northern town.

                              cleared my passage out, hoping he just drops his load, in my passage, give him his
                              ?600 and send him on his way.

                              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                              • ifred
                                DK Veteran
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1627

                                #810
                                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                Been playing with myself in garden with imganary cat, got a delivery tomorrow from a man from a northern town.

                                cleared my passage out, hoping he just drops his load, in my passage, give him his
                                ?600 and send him on his way.
                                U taken up these weird alternative medicine jobs http://www.aqualibria.com/welcome/?g...FRFmGwod2moMOQ
                                6 ton is a high price! but maybe you had lots of fun in your passage.

                                wifi playing up tonight - push the reset button
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